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We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet. — Ronald Reagan

A faceless mass, waiting for handouts. — Ronald Reagan

I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself. — Ronald Reagan

They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country. — Ronald Reagan

If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip — Ronald Reagan

Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border. — Ronald Reagan

windowsill on the opposite side of the dining room. "What are you doing? — James Patterson

The church was an international institution long before globalization. — Shane Claiborne

We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years. — Ronald Reagan

The construction of a communist society would be completed 'in the main' by 1980 — Nikita Khrushchev

Growing and decaying vegetation in this land are responsible for 93 percent of the oxides of nitrogen. — Ronald Reagan

It's kind of astonishing that people trust strangers because of words they write on computer screens. — Howard Rheingold

I don't think Reagan is primarily funny, and I don't think he's primarily marvelous; he's complicated. — Eugene Jarecki

One picture is worth 1,000 denials. — Ronald Reagan

I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told. — Ronald Reagan

Get over it, and if you can't get over it, get over talking about it. — Marian Keyes

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". — Ronald Reagan

When I listen to music these days, and I hear Pro Tools and drums that sound like a machine - it kinda sucks the life out of music. — Dave Grohl

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them. — Bob Hope

But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing
the giving of a tenth . — Ronald Reagan

If I told you, you wouldn't know what I was talking about. — Erik Larson

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. — Ronald Reagan

Israel itself is the strongest guarantee against another Holocaust. — Golda Meir

Wal-Mart has always paid low wages, or, as Sam Walton put it, 'as little as we could get by with at the time.' — Bill Dedman

The moral equal of our Founding Fathers. — Ronald Reagan

If you are too busy in your church activities to take care of your family, then perhaps we had better find something else for you to do. — Gordon B. Hinckley

Please assure me that you are all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan

Childhood is a tissue of lies that endure in the past tense — Elena Ferrante

One time," Gertie said. "You go out into a hurricane one time and you never hear the end of it. — Jana Deleon