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Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

Michelle Obama. She is big on encouraging kids to eat healthy - which is great. — Jennette McCurdy

I think money helps us. It helps us. It's our - it's our exchange system. But it does not buy you happiness. It doesn't buy you health. — Victoria Osteen

I always liked co-ed events best so we have two men and two women on each team. — Billie Jean King

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

Every day's a blessing, so I'm just out there throwing my best. — Dontrelle Willis

The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. — Nicole McKay

When anything goes, it's women who lose. — Camille Paglia

One small cloud, cast out by the herd, limps away to the west. — Colum McCann

If you can learn to love yourself and all the flaws, you can love other people so much better. And that makes you so happy. — Kristin Chenoweth

There is no man who hates the power of the crown more, or who has a worse opinion of the Person to whom it belongs than I. — Charles James Fox

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka

I was very tired of being hit, but it seemed like the one thing I did well lately. — Robin Hobb

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

What should he say to this woman that wouldn't entail ornamenting the tunic of lies he wore? — Jacquelyn Mitchard

Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

Ignorance of the language can be dispelled only by the destruction of the words. — Anonymous

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Thou art in the end what thou art. Put on wigs with millions of curls, set thy foot upon ell-high rocks. Thou abidest ever
what thou art. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern