Funny Random Love Quotes
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Funny Random Love Quotes & Sayings
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I think money helps us. It helps us. It's our - it's our exchange system. But it does not buy you happiness. It doesn't buy you health.
— Victoria Osteen
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
Every day's a blessing, so I'm just out there throwing my best.
— Dontrelle Willis
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
— Nicole McKay
When anything goes, it's women who lose.
— Camille Paglia
If you can learn to love yourself and all the flaws, you can love other people so much better. And that makes you so happy.
— Kristin Chenoweth
There is no man who hates the power of the crown more, or who has a worse opinion of the Person to whom it belongs than I.
— Charles James Fox
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs
— Josh Stern
Dear Fly, I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka
Dogs are angels full of poop.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
— Josh Stern
What should he say to this woman that wouldn't entail ornamenting the tunic of lies he wore?
— Jacquelyn Mitchard
Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
— Josh Stern
Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast.
— Brenda Lochinger
Thou art in the end what thou art. Put on wigs with millions of curls, set thy foot upon ell-high rocks. Thou abidest everwhat thou art. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
