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You get nothing done if you don't listen to each other.
— Barbara Bush
It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right.
— Jonathan Gold
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.
— Nenia Campbell
Caesar, Now be still, I killed not thee with half so good a will?
— William Shakespeare
Men are; more inclined to ask curious questions than to obtain necessary instruction.
— Pasquier Quesnel
I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it.
— Tom Althouse
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Whoever came up with the term "Funny Bone" must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not funny at all ...
— Gary Hopkins
Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up.
— Joanne Clancy
I don't really retain much from the first couple semesters of my criminal justice studies.
— Michael Trucco
Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.
— Santosh Kalwar
You have failed. You can't control me!
— Veronica Roth
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Americans have long recognized the need to protect our public lands and their vast resources.
— Barbara Boxer
I always think the villains in all of the Disney movies are almost operatic in scale.
— Jonathan Freeman
There are two types of people: those who try to win and those who try to win arguments. They are never the same.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Waging war is not a primary physical need.
— Susan Griffin
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
Summation of Leviathan: "The axiom, fear; the method, logic; the conclusion, despotism."
— Hugh Redwald Trevor-Roper
Fighting is like life. You can do everything to a tee. You can show up and fail. That's no reason to quit.
— Frank Mir
This house is a prison, a suburban Alcatraz.
— Heather Demetrios