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Funny R Kelly Quotes By George Calleja: Day by day, moment by moment, I am

Day by day, moment by moment, I am to share His love with others. — George Calleja

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Swanson: My journey to the funny side of life

My journey to the funny side of life — Kelly Swanson

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Samuel McChord Crothers: The trouble with facts is that there are

The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them. — Samuel McChord Crothers

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Osbourne: It's funny that all these goths paint their

It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! — Kelly Osbourne

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Lucan: Nobody ever chooses the already unfortunate as objects

Nobody ever chooses the already unfortunate as objects of his loyal friendship. — Lucan

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Tori Kelly: 'Funny' is really cool live. You break it

'Funny' is really cool live. You break it down into an acoustic set, and sometimes I'll do that one unplugged and off the mic, depending on the venue. — Tori Kelly

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Stan Kelly-Bootle: Should array indices start at

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. — Stan Kelly-Bootle

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Moran: Sammy: "How do you comb your hair so

Sammy: "How do you comb your hair so the horns don't show?"
Cain: "Don't mind her. A house just fell on her sister. — Kelly Moran

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Moran: This was sharing office space with wacko and

This was sharing office space with wacko and bordering on ludicrous. — Kelly Moran

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Ripa: When you have an entire amphitheatre of people

When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would. — Kelly Ripa

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Sue DeConnick: There's nothing less funny than trying to force

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny. — Kelly Sue DeConnick

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Paula Fox: There was nothing to imagine with a gun

There was nothing to imagine with a gun except something that was dead. — Paula Fox

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Moran: He looked longingly out the window at the

He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders. — Kelly Moran

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Bishop: I've been lucky enough to play some funny,

I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier. — Kelly Bishop

Funny R Kelly Quotes By David Archuleta: Children laugh 400 times per day ... the

Children laugh 400 times per day ... the average adult laughs 15 times per day. Somewhere along the way we lost 385 laughs a day. — David Archuleta

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Teri Louise Kelly: Funny, they made this new genre called Speculative

Funny, they made this new genre called Speculative Fiction, I thought all fiction had always been speculative. — Teri Louise Kelly

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kevin Kelly: I work in a "you scratch my back,

I work in a "you scratch my back, and I'll stab yours" kind of a place. — Kevin Kelly

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Link: Becka was almost good looking enough to be

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows. — Kelly Link

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Moran: Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores.

Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores. — Kelly Moran

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Ripa: I'd rather not have a moment when I'm

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer. — Kelly Ripa

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Kelly Moran: The first sign that Karma was now in

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Angelina Jolie: If I make a fool of myself, who

If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me. — Angelina Jolie

Funny R Kelly Quotes By Megyn Kelly: I have to tell you I enjoy Jon

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine. — Megyn Kelly