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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
— Johnny Vegas
To be, or not to be: what a question!
— E.A. Bucchianeri
Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?
— Christy Leigh Stewart
I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Obviously we know Bill Hader is funny and charming, but my question is, can he do raw humanity and naturalism? I think so.
— Mark Duplass
To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.
— Gena Showalter
I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn.
— Kai Greene
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone ... forever?
— Adam Carolla
People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy?
— Ysabeau S. Wilce
The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red.
— Frank Crawford
The funny thing about the mind is that if you ask a question and then listen quietly, the answer usually appears.
— Yongey Mingyur
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
— Christy Leigh Stewart
Funny how "question" contains the word "quest" inside it, as though any small question asked is a journey through briars.
— Catherynne M Valente
To use the old jailhouse term and not the modern rock and roll one, a punk's question.
— Adrian Barnes
When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?
— Anthony Liccione
I said,'What's your problem?' Asshole." There was a question behind his question, and that shadow question was 'Do you want to dance?
— Adrian Barnes
Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.
— David C. Holley
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
— Frankie Boyle
For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question
— Rick Yancey
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour
— Thomas Jefferson
This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked.
— David Coleman
The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.
— Gail Carriger
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
— Judd Apatow
