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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. — Johnny Vegas

To be, or not to be: what a question! — E.A. Bucchianeri

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world? — Christy Leigh Stewart

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer

Obviously we know Bill Hader is funny and charming, but my question is, can he do raw humanity and naturalism? I think so. — Mark Duplass

To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome. — Gena Showalter

I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn. — Kai Greene

That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that question. Of course you can. — Emma Stone

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone ... forever? — Adam Carolla

People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy? — Ysabeau S. Wilce

The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red. — Frank Crawford

The funny thing about the mind is that if you ask a question and then listen quietly, the answer usually appears. — Yongey Mingyur

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

Funny how "question" contains the word "quest" inside it, as though any small question asked is a journey through briars. — Catherynne M Valente

The question who ought to be boss is like who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man who can sing tunor. — Henry Ford

To use the old jailhouse term and not the modern rock and roll one, a punk's question. — Adrian Barnes

When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping? — Anthony Liccione

I said,'What's your problem?' Asshole." There was a question behind his question, and that shadow question was 'Do you want to dance? — Adrian Barnes

Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'. — David C. Holley

I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station? — Mitch Hedberg

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin

Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said." — Yogi Berra

Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11. — Frankie Boyle

For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question — Rick Yancey

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour — Thomas Jefferson

This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked. — David Coleman

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white. — Gail Carriger

To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men. — Judd Apatow

You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal. — Francois Lelord

It's funny how guilty people start to question your spirituality and education only because they have nothing to say that will justify their faults. — J.B. Albano