Funny Puns Quotes
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Funny Puns Quotes & Sayings
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Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara GordonYou deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel
Take what you want, and pay for it, the old saying went.
— Robert Jordan
Fuck, Christina.""Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that. — Nenia Campbell
The unexpected explosion of color and noise and beauty in her world has left her awed.
— Stephanie Perkins
The dream is yours ... why are you asking others to validate or nourish it? Your journey must be self-propelled. It must be fueled from within.
— Steve Maraboli
Puns are the highest form of literature.
— Alfred Hitchcock
If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.
— Peter Wisan
Would I laugh?""Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood
I only had access to him when we were together in the library, and I loved them both -the library and my father- equally and without question.
— Alice Hoffman
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
— Dave Barry
Choosing to receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior is the most important decision you'll ever make!
— Paul Silway
