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Funny Puns Quotes & Sayings

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When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires — Jodi Picoult

Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon
You deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel

Take what you want, and pay for it, the old saying went. — Robert Jordan

Fuck, Christina."
"Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that. — Nenia Campbell

The unexpected explosion of color and noise and beauty in her world has left her awed. — Stephanie Perkins

The dream is yours ... why are you asking others to validate or nourish it? Your journey must be self-propelled. It must be fueled from within. — Steve Maraboli

Puns are the highest form of literature. — Alfred Hitchcock

If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is. — Peter Wisan

Words cannot explain the bruise that festers into a river that runs deep filled with pain n sorrows which only the visible can cure — A.N. Knight

I want to be a fair trader. I want to be a firm and fair trader. — Donald Trump

Would I laugh?"
"Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood

I only had access to him when we were together in the library, and I loved them both -the library and my father- equally and without question. — Alice Hoffman

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. — Dave Barry

Choosing to receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior is the most important decision you'll ever make! — Paul Silway

Self-righteousness is a loud din raised to drown the voice of guilt within us. — Eric Hoffer

I'll always use the negativity as more motivation to work even harder and become even stronger. — Tim Tebow