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Funny Pub Quotes & Sayings

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You can't reach your hand into the space of tomorrow! — H.G.Wells

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. — Frank Carson

I shall make it my business to take my chances in the matter of libel suits. — Victoria Woodhull

Evolution and creationism both require faith. It's just a matter of where you choose to place that faith. — Ben Carson

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

And we never got the mule, let alone the forty acres. — Charles Evers

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. — Tommy Cooper

Every day can be a platform to get you closer to your mountaintop. And yet, too many people live life by accident. — Robin Sharma

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. — Bill Bailey

May I write words more naked than flesh,
stronger than bone, more resilient than
sinew, sensitive than nerve. — Sappho