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You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard. — Matthew Quick

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

Mia bows dramatically. Welcome, kind Sir. Princess Mia has been awaiting your presence. — K.A. Tucker

Mel exhaled. Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us. — Kresley Cole

There are no ordinary feelings. Just as there are no ordinary spring days or kicked over cans of paint. — Dean Young

Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?"
"A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes. — Kresley Cole

diseases of an unromantic sort, — Marie Brennan

You are a very threatening princess."
"Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara. — Alyssa Rose Ivy

A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them — Christina Dodd

Attention is a silent and perpetual flattery. — Sophie Swetchine

Success is not greedy, as people think, but insignificant. That is why it satisfies nobody. — Lucius Annaeus Seneca

My interest in community is what fuels my work as a writer, more than just wanting to write or just wanting to have a TV show. — Jill Soloway

Never let negativity derail your journey as a writer. Use the energy for your own betterment. — Guadalupe Neri

Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once, Jason said. — Brandon Mull

Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. — Wendy Higgins

Fears are educated into us," Dr. Karl Menninger once wrote, "and they can, if we wish, be educated out. — Alan Loy McGinnis

The good news, however, is that, also contrary to popular belief, full and lasting recovery from an eating disorder is possible. — Lynn Crilly

We live not in order to eat, but in order not to know what we feel like eating. — Anton Chekhov

You have to know where you've come from to know where you are going — Shelina Zahra Janmohamed

Once upon a time, Jack wouldn't have been caught dead in a princess rescue. — James Riley

I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me."
"Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass. — Kresley Cole

Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang. — Natalia Kills

I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay out of my room."
"That's a funny joke, princess, when you're talking to a thief. — Heidi Heilig

Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. — William Goldman

There was something magnetic about him"
~Sarah Addison Allen — Sarah Addison Allen

Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor. — William Goldman

You'll live. Only the best get killed. — Charles De Gaulle

I am the master of my fate, the captain of my soul — William Ernest Henley

Is fame without purpose and is fame without talent really where we are now? People used to be famous for what they did. Now, they're just famous. — John Carroll Lynch