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Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Aristotle.: Speeches are like babies-easy to conceive but hard

Speeches are like babies-easy to conceive but hard to deliver. — Aristotle.

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Michael Punke: What sin has plagued me with this curse?

What sin has plagued me with this curse? — Michael Punke

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: Gone are the days when women were attracted

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By William Penn: A wise neuter joins with neither, but uses

A wise neuter joins with neither, but uses both as his honest interest leads him. — William Penn

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By William S. Burroughs: After one look at this planet any visitor

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager. — William S. Burroughs

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Tom Stoppard: 'The Importance of Being Earnest' is important, but

'The Importance of Being Earnest' is important, but it says nothing about anything. — Tom Stoppard

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Jill Alexander Essbaum: For ... if love is not infinite or

For ... if love is not infinite or eternal? Then I want nothing of it. — Jill Alexander Essbaum

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Allen Ginsberg: I know I'm not God, are you? Don't

I know I'm not God, are you? Don't be silly.
God? God? Everybody's God? Don't be silly. — Allen Ginsberg

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Jim Butcher: If you shoot, I will kill her before

If you shoot, I will kill her before I die."
Yes," Kitai said in a patient tone. "Which is why I have not shot you. Yet. — Jim Butcher

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: May you find the strength to chase your

May you find the strength to chase your dreams — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Writers may be solitary but they also tend

Writers may be solitary but they also tend to flock together: they like being solitary together. — Neil Gaiman

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Robert Pattinson: The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man

The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit. — Robert Pattinson

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert: You don't have to live like this because

You don't have to live like this because people tell you it's the only way. You're not handcuffed to your culture! — Elizabeth Gilbert

Funny Presidential Debate Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in

It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum ... YOU lick it! — Chuck Palahniuk