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I keenly desire to know God and to keep His ways. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Conscious auto-suggestion, made with confidence, faith, and perseverance realizes itself automatically, in all matters within reason. — Emile Coue

I can still feel my legs, thanks for asking. My back's not even hurt that badly. Only as though I was just hit by a train. — Jayde Scott

Now, if you ask me, what's going on is that we're all up to here in it, and probably the most important thing is that we not yell at one another. — Anne Lamott

Now that Dad was crying, I was, like, both of us can't be sitting on rocks in Antarctica crying. It's going to be OK, Dad. — Maria Semple

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. — W.C. Fields

During the summertime, I really like to dress like a gypsy. I love that whole lifestyle and the whole mixing of fabrics and flowy materials. — Jennifer Stone

You create attention to attract attention. — Kurt Cobain

I remember once when I told Lindsay Anderson at a party that acting was just a sophisticated way of playing cowboys and Indians he almost had a fit. — John Hurt

Security is of the world, insecurity is of the divine. — Osho

Love, wonder, joy & awareness are the gifts of innocence. — Deepak Chopra

But true intimacy is just like that: it's the food you grow from well-tilled ground. And like most things good for us, it's an acquired taste. — Donald Miller

Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. — George Macaulay Trevelyan

The Who is now a brand, not a band; but it is a brand that is upheld by its audience, not an industry or a cynical moneymaking machine. — Pete Townshend

Every record turns into whatever the listener gets out of it. — M. Ward