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Funny Pregnant Quotes By Mary Higgins Clark: The two more useless words in the English

The two more useless words in the English language - Don't worry. — Mary Higgins Clark

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Nicole Kidman: I was told I had a two per

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Laura Marling: I'm incredibly neurotic and a control freak. I

I'm incredibly neurotic and a control freak. I like the thought that if there's going to be anyone to blame it's going to be me. — Laura Marling

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Aldo Leopold: O, God assist our side: at least, avoid

O, God assist our side: at least, avoid assisting the enemy and leave the rest to me — Aldo Leopold

Funny Pregnant Quotes By The Walking Dead: Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That

Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there. — The Walking Dead

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Shia Labeouf: To be an actor, a true actor, you

To be an actor, a true actor, you have to be brokenhearted. — Shia Labeouf

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Georgina Chapman: It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm

It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant. — Georgina Chapman

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Ziad K. Abdelnour: A lot of men have lost money chasing

A lot of men have lost money chasing women. But no man has ever lost women chasing money. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Edith Evans: A successful artist of any kind has to

A successful artist of any kind has to work so hard that she is justified in refusing to lay down her sceptre until she is placed on the bier. — Edith Evans

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Jay Leno: You know what they say when a supermodel

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Amy Lane: That much sexual tension makes me want to

That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that's just not attractive in a pregnant woman. — Amy Lane

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Tracy Morgan: I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. — Tracy Morgan

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: I said: All right, talk, but do you

I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... — Dashiell Hammett

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Ben Harper: It just takes a pebble to bring down

It just takes a pebble to bring down a good man. — Ben Harper

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Olive B. Persimmon: The first time someone asked me if I

The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Kenneth Fisher: China's stock market is inextricably tied to politics.

China's stock market is inextricably tied to politics. — Kenneth Fisher

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Demetri Martin: A couple weeks ago I was on the

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Chelsea Handler: Most republicans are against contraception because they don't

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway. — Chelsea Handler

Funny Pregnant Quotes By Tranea Prosser: I've been single so long that if I

I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant! — Tranea Prosser