Funny Praise Quotes
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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.
— Michael Caine
Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that.
— Kyle Adams
It should be quite clear, then, that there are no criteria to be laid down in general for distinguishing the real from the not real.
— J.L. Austin
In a way, all sociologists are akin to Marxists because of their inclination to settle everyone's accounts but their own.
— Raymond Aron
Until God opens the next door, praise Him in the hallway.
— Nicky Gumbel
Hang your merit. I don't seek anyone's approbation.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
I feel like women are asked their age more than men.
— Kristen Wiig
I think that my foundation uses the money better than the government does. In any event, I do pay taxes.
— George Soros
I'm gonna kill you, shuck-face!
— James Dashner
By prayer we couple the powers of Heaven to ou helplessness, the powers which can capture strongholds and make the impossible, possible.
— Ole Hallesby
You're right. I have no heart because I lost it to you.
— Susan Wiggs
You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.
— Amit Kalantri
For better or worse, the bulk of coal industry jobs are in Appalachia - and when that coal is gone, so are the jobs.
— Jeff Goodell
The affairs of war, like the destiny of battles, as well as empires, hang upon a spiders thread.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
Loving you is what I've learned so easily but trying to forget you is the last thing I could hardly learn.
— Zayn Malik
As you grow up and get educated in the business, you go from, 'I want to do movies' to 'I want to work. In whatever.'
— Felicity Huffman
Unicef wants to encourage a sense of stability for a child.
— Ralph Fiennes