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Funny Posts Quotes By Emo Philips: My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart

My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family. — Emo Philips

Funny Posts Quotes By Thurston Moore: I have to reign myself in a lot.

I have to reign myself in a lot. — Thurston Moore

Funny Posts Quotes By Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Ursula exclaimed "It is as if the world

Ursula exclaimed "It is as if the world were repeating itself — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Funny Posts Quotes By Herodotus: To think well and to consent to obey

To think well and to consent to obey someone giving good advice are the same thing. — Herodotus

Funny Posts Quotes By Jo Bower: Life is not dull. Be thankful for that.

Life is not dull. Be thankful for that. — Jo Bower

Funny Posts Quotes By Alan Perlis: In programming, as in everything else, to be

In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn. — Alan Perlis

Funny Posts Quotes By Saint Augustine: Mary heard God's word and kept it, and

Mary heard God's word and kept it, and so she is blessed. She kept God's truth in her mind, a nobler thing than carrying his body in her womb. — Saint Augustine

Funny Posts Quotes By Twyla Tharp: Limits are a secret blessing, and bounty can

Limits are a secret blessing, and bounty can be a curse. — Twyla Tharp

Funny Posts Quotes By Peter Drucker: Succession planning often results in the selection of

Succession planning often results in the selection of a weaker representation of yourself. — Peter Drucker

Funny Posts Quotes By Burt Lancaster: I believe we should appeal to people at

I believe we should appeal to people at the higher levels. — Burt Lancaster

Funny Posts Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Sonata for Thunderstorm, Trapdoors and Young Women in

Sonata for Thunderstorm, Trapdoors and Young Women in Skimpy Clothing. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Posts Quotes By Ryan Lochte: The key to the Lochte haircut is being

The key to the Lochte haircut is being fresh and looking up-to-date. — Ryan Lochte

Funny Posts Quotes By Jerusha Hess: It got hard to juggle the funny on

It got hard to juggle the funny on set and then even harder in post-production. — Jerusha Hess

Funny Posts Quotes By Sarah J. Maas: He let out a soft, lethal laugh that

He let out a soft, lethal laugh that raked claws down her temper. — Sarah J. Maas