Funny Poor Quotes: top 37 famous quotes about Funny Poor

Funny Poor Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Poor quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Sade pretty much summed up life in seven words: 'It's only love that gets you through. — Gregor Collins

You're sure you didn't leave? Didn't try to explore Thunder Bay again, maybe go down to the park and, I don't know, dismember some poor jogger? — Kendare Blake

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

The French are wiser than they seem, and the Spaniards seem wiser than they are. — Francis Bacon

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor. — Craig Ferguson

That one doesn't count. The poor scoundrel is deaf, but he makes a fine sniffer. How do you think we found you? — H.S. Crow

We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray

A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering. — Thomas Carlyle

I grew up in a little funny town called Xuzhou, in the countryside, very poor. We didn't have hot water. We were four children: three girls and a boy. — Wendi Deng Murdoch

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese. — Rowan Atkinson

I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. — Yogi Berra

Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul. — William Archibald Spooner

I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots. — Edgar Rice Burroughs

Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health. — Sol Luckman

But unless Western populations can rise to the level of Egyptians they're going to remain victims. — Noam Chomsky

Love is like wildflowers;
It's often found in the most unlikely places. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it. — Kevin Rooney

Texas is not really a red state - it's just a non-voting state. — Wendy Davis

There are always a lot of people so afraid of rocking the boat that they stop rowing. We can never get ahead that way. — Harry S. Truman

Love? Love is for children and poor people... — Molly Harper

But now, O Lord, you are our Father; we are the clay, and you are our potter; we are all the work of your hand. — Isaiah 64 8

She's not pretty. Little, funny Fernie. She's not pretty. Poor Fernie. — Amy Harmon

You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor. — Tupac Shakur

I want just the flash of its spirit. — Constantin Brancusi

Every woman is wrong until she cries. — Oscar Wilde

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. — Bill Vaughan

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Poor Craw?" Ben retorted. "Poor Rory! Craw and Ari curse worse than a trucker shagging a sailor. — Amy Lane

he hadn't killed or shagged even one single person in front of me - which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character. — Hettie Ivers

Postpone to the great object of Liberty every smaller motive and passion. — Thomas Jefferson

He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me. — Veronica Blade

The part an actor played on stage was once written on a separate roll of paper. — Talcott Parsons

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes. — Rodney Dangerfield

That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato. — Eugene Ormandy

It's so funny you judge me arrogant after I succeeded.
You didn't help me at all when I was so poor and needy. — Toba Beta