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Sade pretty much summed up life in seven words: 'It's only love that gets you through.
— Gregor Collins
You're sure you didn't leave? Didn't try to explore Thunder Bay again, maybe go down to the park and, I don't know, dismember some poor jogger?
— Kendare Blake
I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with.
— Rodney Dangerfield
You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.
— Craig Ferguson
We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.
— Chic Murray
A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering.
— Thomas Carlyle
I grew up in a little funny town called Xuzhou, in the countryside, very poor. We didn't have hot water. We were four children: three girls and a boy.
— Wendi Deng Murdoch
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
— Rowan Atkinson
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
— William Archibald Spooner
I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots.
— Edgar Rice Burroughs
Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.
— Sol Luckman
But unless Western populations can rise to the level of Egyptians they're going to remain victims.
— Noam Chomsky
Love is like wildflowers; It's often found in the most unlikely places. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it.
— Kevin Rooney
There are always a lot of people so afraid of rocking the boat that they stop rowing. We can never get ahead that way.
— Harry S. Truman
Love? Love is for children and poor people...
— Molly Harper
But now, O Lord, you are our Father; we are the clay, and you are our potter; we are all the work of your hand.
— Isaiah 64 8
You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor.
— Tupac Shakur
I want just the flash of its spirit.
— Constantin Brancusi
Every woman is wrong until she cries.
— Oscar Wilde
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures.
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Poor Craw?" Ben retorted. "Poor Rory! Craw and Ari curse worse than a trucker shagging a sailor.
— Amy Lane
Postpone to the great object of Liberty every smaller motive and passion.
— Thomas Jefferson
He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me.
— Veronica Blade
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
— Rodney Dangerfield
