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The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians.
— Steve Forbes
I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny.
— Nicola Sturgeon
Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun.
— Jillian Barberie
If I do a certain number of ads, I have to do a personal project in between, just for my own sanity. I still consider myself a punk-rock kid.
— Aaron Ruell
That's the happiest I am, when I'm doing great work.
— John Leguizamo
We got a lot of politicians up there on Capital Hill. Ain't it funny how they prosper while the country stands still?
— Waylon Jennings
To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.
— Jean Kerr
Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet?
— Paul Shaffer
Religion is having an intense attitude and no time off... religion is about those awful deep things.
— Iris Murdoch
Kings and such are just as funny as politicians.
— Theodore Roosevelt
I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo