Funny Police Quotes
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Funny Police Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, that's the way.
— Gena Showalter
'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'
— Russell Howard
The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
— Darynda Jones
She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.
— Robertson Davies
I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess.
— Rohinton Mistry
He was attractive. I knew that. And I knew that attractive people always got away with things.
— David Levithan
The police never think it's as funny as you do.
— Erin Nicholas
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
— Milton Jones
The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
— Chic Murray
Why are you so patient with me?" I whisper. "Because every part of me wants to take care of you. — Krista Ritchie
You think I'm stupid. Stay out of my way. You think I'm stupid.
— Chester Bennington
Growing up in a small town, in the Midwest, and Catholic: Those are sort of three layers of repression.
— Paul Rust
Happiness is a state of mind.
— Walt Disney
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.
— Simon Dunn
If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.
— Craig Ferguson
Fine figure of a young fellow as far northwards as the neck, but above that solid concrete.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Protest actions and propaganda are two slightly different things.
— Vladimir Putin
My best friend nods solemnly. Then he keels over. Asshole.
— Elle Kennedy
Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
— Tommy Cooper
He is a face on the hoardings, a voice on the telescreen. We
— George Orwell
