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The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny.
— Mike Nichols
I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.
— Chelsea Handler
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
— Woody Allen
I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
— Stephanie Lennox
It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant.
— Jack Kirby
Took me a while to get to the point today, but that is because I did not know what the point was when I started.
— William Safire
I don't see the point of watching men exercise.
— Natasha Leggero
There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote.
— David Nicholls
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.
— Doug Stanhope
Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do.
— Gerry Geek
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
— Daniel Tosh
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
— Greg Behrendt
It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)
— John Duover
As a rule people don't think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny.
— Natasha Lyonne
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
— Robin Williams
Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!
— Ellen DeGeneres
At this point I'm sure he's more plastic than person, but most people who hate wrinkles become Daleks over time, anyway.
— Ashley Poston
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?
— Jaclyn Moriarty
At one point you think, well, it's funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there'd be no room for complaint.
— Michael Fassbender
The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.
— Nicholson Baker
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
I'd like to point out that we've had zero problem reaching each other's mouths.
— Stephanie Perkins
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.
— H. L. Hunt
There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself.
— Pawan Mishra
At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
— Karl Pilkington
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry