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And the mile once again becomes the focal point where it's always been — Ron Pickering

The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny. — Mike Nichols

I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet. — Chelsea Handler

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points? — Woody Allen

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant. — Jack Kirby

Took me a while to get to the point today, but that is because I did not know what the point was when I started. — William Safire

It needs to said that Gerard Brennan's The Point is terrific. Scorchingly funny, black humour at its finest and the most inventive car theft ever! — Arlene Hunt

I don't see the point of watching men exercise. — Natasha Leggero

There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote. — David Nicholls

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point. — Doug Stanhope

I try to hook you up every day. What's the point of calendars without dates? — Lauren Kate

Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do. — Gerry Geek

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Her heart sank. That's why he found her attractive- because he'd been so long without. He'd probably find a perfumed rock appealing at this point. — Kresley Cole

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada. — Ellen DeGeneres

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities. — Greg Behrendt

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine. — Flip Wilson

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.) — John Duover

As a rule people don't think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny. — Natasha Lyonne

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny. — Robin Williams

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers! — Ellen DeGeneres

I take Charb's point, but at some point has Charlie Hebdo been trying to have it both ways because some of what they do is not funny. — Scott Simon

At this point I'm sure he's more plastic than person, but most people who hate wrinkles become Daleks over time, anyway. — Ashley Poston

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy? — Jaclyn Moriarty

At one point you think, well, it's funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there'd be no room for complaint. — Michael Fassbender

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. — Nicholson Baker

The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. — Lindsey Kelk

I'd like to point out that we've had zero problem reaching each other's mouths. — Stephanie Perkins

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. — H. L. Hunt

There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself. — Pawan Mishra

At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf. — Karl Pilkington

Perv."
He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point? — Rachel Caine

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. — Bob Hope

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry