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Saying sorry doesn't mean there isn't guilt & forgiving doesn't mean that the pain is gone.
— Harriet Morgan
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
— Lemony Snicket
For whatever a man has, is in reality only a gift.
— Christoph Martin Wieland
Here is what I would like for you to know: In America, it is traditional to destroy the black body - it is heritage.
— Ta-Nehisi Coates
Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations.
— Charles Ghigna
He was happy and therefore bound to succeed.
— Ian McEwan
I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
— James Tate
This is the story of my life: standing on the edges of things and worrying, when I'm supposed to just walk through them.
— Alexis Hall
Did you ever get fed up?' I said. 'I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
— J.D. Salinger
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.
— Doug Stanhope
Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten.
— Rachel Zucker
If anyone else were to kiss me, all they would taste is your name.
— Clementine Von Radics
The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
— Karl Pilkington
She'd survived Brandon. Just to die all over again. "Well, hell."
He smiled wanly at her. "Indeed. — Erin Kellison
He smiled wanly at her. "Indeed. — Erin Kellison
Thank God we in Iran have neither the desire nor the need to suffer from democracy.
— Mohammed Reza Pahlavi