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Funny Plaid Quotes By Albert Einstein: Once you can accept the universe as matter

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. — Albert Einstein

Funny Plaid Quotes By Teresa Mummert: Don't want to fix you, Bird. I want

Don't want to fix you, Bird. I want you to fix me. — Teresa Mummert

Funny Plaid Quotes By J.C. Daniels: But of course, instead of saying something honest

But of course, instead of saying something honest like Yes, bitch, it hurts, Damon just shrugged. — J.C. Daniels

Funny Plaid Quotes By Dianne Sylvan: I do not kill people for money, David.

I do not kill people for money, David. I pay other people to kill people for money. I'm a murder pimp. — Dianne Sylvan

Funny Plaid Quotes By Tessa Dare: Izzy felt as though she'd wandered into the

Izzy felt as though she'd wandered into the third act of a play. She had no idea what was going on, but it was unbearably dramatic. — Tessa Dare

Funny Plaid Quotes By Josh Lanyon: I hadn't liked him at first. He did

I hadn't liked him at first. He did sort of grow on you after a while. Like the cosmopolitans. Or maybe because of the cosmopolitans. — Josh Lanyon

Funny Plaid Quotes By Tom Althouse: Winter has come to Maui. Time to get

Winter has come to Maui. Time to get out the plaid board shorts ... — Tom Althouse

Funny Plaid Quotes By Ogden Nash: Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it. — Ogden Nash

Funny Plaid Quotes By Jamie McGuire: I hung up the phone, and America glared

I hung up the phone, and America glared at me. You SLEPT with him? You bitch! You weren't even going to tell me? — Jamie McGuire