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Funny Pizza Pizza Quotes & Sayings
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Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.
— Natasha Leggero
In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.
— Jimmy Carr
The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.
— Nicholson Baker
I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner!
— Jasleen Kaur Gumber
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
— Charlie Pierce
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
— Adam Carolla
People should just be aware of how they are eating ... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad.
— Peaches Geldof
So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven.
— Tom Althouse
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.
— Mike Birbiglia