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Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.
— Oscar Wilde
Becoming Christlike is a lifetime pursuit and very often involves growth and change that is slow, almost imperceptible.
— Ezra Taft Benson
For I have dipped my hands in muddied waters, and, withdrawing them, find 'tis better to be a commander than a common man!
— Bartholomew Roberts
Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
— William Shakespeare
I know that now probably isn't the time. But I have been here for the worse, and I want to be here for the rest.
— Keira Kroft
I'll tell you if you kiss me.
— Usui Takumi
My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air with curly smoke / from all my burning bridges.
— Dorothy Parker
All I can say is thank God my stepdaughter's favourite band in the whole wide world is The Beatles. We do have dance parties to 'Wannabe' though.
— Emma Ishta
'Bag of Bones' was a big, distorted yet wonderfully entertaining novel that rode high on the bestseller lists in 1998.
— Jay Parini
A bitter experience makes us a better person.
— Saru Singhal
In everything well known something worthy of thought still lurks.
— Martin Heidegger
I've made plenty of mistakes as a keeper, that's for sure. I'll make plenty more before I'm through.
— Tim Howard
Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so am I!
— Benjamin Franklin