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When taking risks you always require a special friend: courage. — Matshona Dhliwayo

We've had some fun tonight ... considering we're all gonna die someday. — Steve Martin

Not anymore. I'm afraid I've degenerated into a bibliophile."
"A what?" asked Eragon.
"One who loves books," explained Jeod. — Christopher Paolini

People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity. — Michael Josephson

Having the courage to go after something you want ... I've never had that kind of strength before. I'd think it'd be amazing, though. She — Linda Kage

Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever saw. He always pitches when the other team doesn't score any runs. — Tim McCarver

I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife. — Earl Weaver

My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny? — Doug Stanhope

Learn to use the knowledge of the past and you will look like a genius, even when you are really just a clever borrower. — Robert Greene

Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty — Julia Roberts

I had been raised in the church, but I wasn't a Christian. I had a lot of head knowledge but no heart knowledge. — Francine Rivers

[ ... ] I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania. I make your ovaries incandescent. — Henry Miller