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Funny Pitcher Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: When taking risks you always require a special

When taking risks you always require a special friend: courage. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Funny Pitcher Quotes By Steve Martin: We've had some fun tonight ... considering we're

We've had some fun tonight ... considering we're all gonna die someday. — Steve Martin

Funny Pitcher Quotes By Christopher Paolini: Not anymore. I'm afraid I've degenerated into a

Not anymore. I'm afraid I've degenerated into a bibliophile."
"A what?" asked Eragon.
"One who loves books," explained Jeod. — Christopher Paolini

Funny Pitcher Quotes By Michael Josephson: People who fight fire with fire end up

People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity. — Michael Josephson

Funny Pitcher Quotes By Linda Kage: Having the courage to go after something you

Having the courage to go after something you want ... I've never had that kind of strength before. I'd think it'd be amazing, though. She — Linda Kage

Funny Pitcher Quotes By Tim McCarver: Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever

Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever saw. He always pitches when the other team doesn't score any runs. — Tim McCarver

Funny Pitcher Quotes By Earl Weaver: I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than

I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife. — Earl Weaver

Funny Pitcher Quotes By Doug Stanhope: My first open mic, I drank a full

My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny? — Doug Stanhope

Funny Pitcher Quotes By Robert Greene: Learn to use the knowledge of the past

Learn to use the knowledge of the past and you will look like a genius, even when you are really just a clever borrower. — Robert Greene

Funny Pitcher Quotes By Julia Roberts: Usually the triumph of my day is, you

Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty — Julia Roberts

Funny Pitcher Quotes By Francine Rivers: I had been raised in the church, but

I had been raised in the church, but I wasn't a Christian. I had a lot of head knowledge but no heart knowledge. — Francine Rivers

Funny Pitcher Quotes By Henry Miller: [ ... ] I know how to inflame

[ ... ] I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania. I make your ovaries incandescent. — Henry Miller