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I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck. — Bree Despain

What's the matter, fairy boy? Pissed because Chrys rather kiss me?" - Essence (Nymphs of Macedonia Trilogy #1) — Racheal Renwick

The prayer life does not consist of perpetual repetition of petitions. The prayer life consists of life that is always upward and onward and Godward — G. Campbell Morgan

Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them. — Jacquelyn Ayres

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did. — T.J. Klune

If she were alive today, she would be ashamed of me. I'm trying to change that. — Eric Wilson

My mom, the fabulous Bertie Kinsey, is an amazing seamstress. She quilts and sews and is so crafty. We call her the Southern Martha Stewart! — Angela Kinsey

The Tragic Historye of Romeus and Juliette — Hugh Howey

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner. — Britney Spears

The right to be let alone is the underlying principle of the Constitution's Bill of Rights. — Erwin Griswold

(Nothing, the General muttered, is ever so expensive as what is offered for free.) At — Viet Thanh Nguyen

Better that we should die fighting than be outraged and dishonored ... Better to die than to live in slavery. — Emmeline Pankhurst

American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off. — Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

God knows what you've been doing, everything you've been doing. You may fool me, but you can't fool God! — F Scott Fitzgerald

Mirrors and images. Or sex and love. These are two separate systems that we miserably try to link. — Don DeLillo

Love is an exercise in selective perception — Esther Perel

When people have peace, they hate it and long for excitement, and when they have excitement, they want peace. — Amos Oz

A poet can't afford to be aloof. The tools of his trade are the people he bumps up against. — Rod McKuen

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life! — Russell Howard

Shane looked ... pale. Pale and shaken and - how predictable was this? - pissed. — Rachel Caine

We must now allow ourselves to be blinded to long-term developments by the intensity of the short-term difficulties. — Stafford Cripps

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. — J.R. Ward