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Funny Pimp Quotes By Nhat Hanh: Let us not be afraid of decreasing. It

Let us not be afraid of decreasing. It is like the moon, we see the moon increasing and decreasing, but it is always the moon. — Nhat Hanh

Funny Pimp Quotes By Jonathan Lethem: All paths lead nowhere, choose one with heart,

All paths lead nowhere, choose one with heart, — Jonathan Lethem

Funny Pimp Quotes By Christine Zolendz: I don't know how to do this, tell

I don't know how to do this, tell me how to fix us — Christine Zolendz

Funny Pimp Quotes By William Shakespeare: For we, which now behold these present days,Have

For we, which now behold these present days,
Have eyes to wonder, but lack tongues to praise. — William Shakespeare

Funny Pimp Quotes By Sam Sheridan: Fighting is a way to force something to

Fighting is a way to force something to happen. — Sam Sheridan

Funny Pimp Quotes By Guy Finley: Each time that you don't know you are

Each time that you don't know you are choosing, then of those choices you are not the chooser. — Guy Finley

Funny Pimp Quotes By Jeff Goins: If you're trying to serve someone in need

If you're trying to serve someone in need and it doesn't hurt a little, you're doing something wrong. — Jeff Goins

Funny Pimp Quotes By Molly Harper: Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady? — Molly Harper

Funny Pimp Quotes By Confucius: In antiquity men studied for their own sake;

In antiquity men studied for their own sake; nowadays men study for the sake of impressing others. — Confucius

Funny Pimp Quotes By Aulus Persius Flaccus: Bad advice is often most fatal to the

Bad advice is often most fatal to the adviser. — Aulus Persius Flaccus

Funny Pimp Quotes By Christian Louboutin: When I have meetings scheduled so tight that

When I have meetings scheduled so tight that I can't go to the loo, that's where I draw the line! — Christian Louboutin

Funny Pimp Quotes By Gabriel Garcia Marquez: No matter what you do this year or

No matter what you do this year or in the next hundred, you will be dead forever. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Funny Pimp Quotes By Ben Katchor: The publishing industry has always wanted to make

The publishing industry has always wanted to make books as cheaply and as ephemerally as they could; it's nothing new. — Ben Katchor

Funny Pimp Quotes By Keith Moon: I tried several things and this was the

I tried several things and this was the only one I enjoyed doing. — Keith Moon

Funny Pimp Quotes By Jimmy Smits: I've been in California for about 15 years

I've been in California for about 15 years now. You're always in your car and insulated. I miss New York so much. — Jimmy Smits

Funny Pimp Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth

Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling. — Robert A. Heinlein