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You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child. — Dr. Seuss

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case. — P. Anastasia

None are known to be good, till they have opportunity to be bad. — Benjamin Whichcote

Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor. — K.F. Germaine

Pick this one, she vibrates! — Erica Larsen

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. — Jerry Coleman

I vow to pick up my socks."
"Can I get that in writing? — Cassie Mae

I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts -Warm Bodies — Isaac Marion

Lunch makes me feel a bit better. — Suzanne Collins

Nothing is swifter than rumor. — Horace

Anthologizing is a dusty sport, half antique hunting and half literary gossip fest, and I love it. — Michael Sims

If you put someone on screen long enough, they become the hero. — Michael Caine

Self-destructive patterns cause as much suffering as outer catastrophes. — Anais Nin

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that. — Joy Behar

Shame to die with one bullet left, though. — Philip Pullman

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of. — Harper Lee

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball. — Matthew Modine

I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears. — Ken Jennings

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. — Bob Monkhouse

The consequences of an act affect the probability of its occurring again. — B.F. Skinner

Funny. Pick on the girl with no superpowers-real nice. — Tabitha Caplinger

There are a lot of very strong connections with music and mathematics. They both can work in patterns and sequences and repetitions. — Kate Bush

Matthew Watkins: I need an afternoon pick-me-up. I accept cash and/or prizes that can be exchanged for cash. Also, hobbits. — Jessica Park

I use photography as a way to help me understand why I am here. The camera helps me to see. — Trent Parke

Could I pick some flowers for Miranda?' I asked.
'You cannot take these flowers,' said Zoran. 'They belong to the government. — Doug MacLeod

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. — Billy Connolly

You can't do anything with a man whose mind is gone. — Ruth Downie

Just as discretion was the better part of valor, so was cowardice the better part of discretion, he valiantly hid himself in the closet. — Douglas Adams

If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is. — Peter Wisan

A law is valuable not because it is law, but because there is right in it. — Henry Ward Beecher

it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off. — Emily Franklin

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt