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Funny Pick Up Quotes By Dr. Seuss: You're never too old, too wacky, too wild,

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child. — Dr. Seuss

Funny Pick Up Quotes By P. Anastasia: I feel pretty sure I know why the

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case. — P. Anastasia

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Benjamin Whichcote: None are known to be good, till they

None are known to be good, till they have opportunity to be bad. — Benjamin Whichcote

Funny Pick Up Quotes By K.F. Germaine: Their vaginas were just ships passing in the

Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor. — K.F. Germaine

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Erica Larsen: Pick this one, she vibrates!

Pick this one, she vibrates! — Erica Larsen

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Jerry Coleman: That noise in my earphones knocked my nose

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Cassie Mae: I vow to pick up my socks.""Can I

I vow to pick up my socks."
"Can I get that in writing? — Cassie Mae

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Isaac Marion: I'd like to sit down with him and

I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts -Warm Bodies — Isaac Marion

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Suzanne Collins: Lunch makes me feel a bit better.

Lunch makes me feel a bit better. — Suzanne Collins

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Horace: Nothing is swifter than rumor.

Nothing is swifter than rumor. — Horace

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Michael Sims: Anthologizing is a dusty sport, half antique hunting

Anthologizing is a dusty sport, half antique hunting and half literary gossip fest, and I love it. — Michael Sims

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Michael Caine: If you put someone on screen long enough,

If you put someone on screen long enough, they become the hero. — Michael Caine

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Anais Nin: Self-destructive patterns cause as much suffering as outer

Self-destructive patterns cause as much suffering as outer catastrophes. — Anais Nin

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Joy Behar: A better thing to grow up with is

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that. — Joy Behar

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Philip Pullman: Shame to die with one bullet left, though.

Shame to die with one bullet left, though. — Philip Pullman

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Harper Lee: Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of. — Harper Lee

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Matthew Modine: I played Little League and in high school.

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball. — Matthew Modine

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Ken Jennings: I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after

I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears. — Ken Jennings

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: My wife was fitted with a coil. For

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. — Bob Monkhouse

Funny Pick Up Quotes By B.F. Skinner: The consequences of an act affect the probability

The consequences of an act affect the probability of its occurring again. — B.F. Skinner

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Tabitha Caplinger: Funny. Pick on the girl with no superpowers-real

Funny. Pick on the girl with no superpowers-real nice. — Tabitha Caplinger

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Kate Bush: There are a lot of very strong connections

There are a lot of very strong connections with music and mathematics. They both can work in patterns and sequences and repetitions. — Kate Bush

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Jessica Park: Matthew Watkins: I need an afternoon pick-me-up. I

Matthew Watkins: I need an afternoon pick-me-up. I accept cash and/or prizes that can be exchanged for cash. Also, hobbits. — Jessica Park

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Trent Parke: I use photography as a way to help

I use photography as a way to help me understand why I am here. The camera helps me to see. — Trent Parke

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Doug MacLeod: Could I pick some flowers for Miranda?' I

Could I pick some flowers for Miranda?' I asked.
'You cannot take these flowers,' said Zoran. 'They belong to the government. — Doug MacLeod

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Billy Connolly: When you involved in an accident and someone

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. — Billy Connolly

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Ruth Downie: You can't do anything with a man whose

You can't do anything with a man whose mind is gone. — Ruth Downie

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Douglas Adams: Just as discretion was the better part of

Just as discretion was the better part of valor, so was cowardice the better part of discretion, he valiantly hid himself in the closet. — Douglas Adams

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Peter Wisan: If I had to pick another career, I'd

If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is. — Peter Wisan

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: A law is valuable not because it is

A law is valuable not because it is law, but because there is right in it. — Henry Ward Beecher

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Emily Franklin: it's funny how you can't exactly pick your

it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off. — Emily Franklin

Funny Pick Up Quotes By Franklin D. Roosevelt: I'm not the smartest fellow in the world,

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt