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You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child. — Dr. Seuss

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case. — P. Anastasia

Their vaginas were just ships passing in the night, stopping to pick up every dirty sailor. — K.F. Germaine

Pick this one, she vibrates! — Erica Larsen

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. — Jerry Coleman

I vow to pick up my socks."
"Can I get that in writing? — Cassie Mae

I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts -Warm Bodies — Isaac Marion

A special ability means a heavy expenditure of energy in a particular direction, with a consequent drain from some other side of life. — Carl Jung

Lunch makes me feel a bit better. — Suzanne Collins

If I had anything to say I'd have a say to everybody. — Jimi Hendrix

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that. — Joy Behar

Funny. Pick on the girl with no superpowers-real nice. — Tabitha Caplinger

This side of Nirvana, there is no such escape for any of us as far as I know. — Frederick Buechner

God doesn't want us to have rigid rituals with Him. In the new covenant, He is more interested in having a relationship with us. — Joseph Prince

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of. — Harper Lee

I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears. — Ken Jennings

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball. — Matthew Modine

Only when you know how to die can you know how to live. — J.I. Packer

Matthew Watkins: I need an afternoon pick-me-up. I accept cash and/or prizes that can be exchanged for cash. Also, hobbits. — Jessica Park

Yet somehow the thing that startled me most, after a week or two had passed, was that I had in fact survived. — Arthur Golden

it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off. — Emily Franklin

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. — Bob Monkhouse

When the why gets stronger, the how gets easier. — Jim Rohn

I think we've made tremendous progress on racism. We've even made progress on war. We've made almost no progress on poverty. — Andrew Young

Could I pick some flowers for Miranda?' I asked.
'You cannot take these flowers,' said Zoran. 'They belong to the government. — Doug MacLeod

William Dalrymple called me a war junkie in his silly book. No, I don't have a desire for it. I'm appalled and infuriated by it. — Robert Fisk

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. — Billy Connolly

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not. — Robert A. Heinlein

I was astonished at the effect my successful landing in France had on the nations of the world. To me, it was like a match lighting a bonfire. — Charles Lindbergh

If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is. — Peter Wisan

Art always demands of us something new. — Ludwig Van Beethoven

They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance — Oscar Wilde