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Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano. — Rita Rudner

Brrrrrr. Like a lady had handed me a pickle jar that I simply couldn't open, and I wasn't a man anymore. — Tommy Walker

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano. — Woody Allen

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

First of all," said Serafim, "there are no advanced skills; there is only skillful movement. — Dan Millman

We need a smaller and elite military, as [Donald]Rumsfeld said - and also a smaller and elite foreign policy. — Ron Paul

I think sometimes our minds get so full of something that we just have to empty them out. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Crowd was to be pleased. Crowd was to be worshipped and feared. Ultimately, Crowd was to be made sacrifice unto. — Richard Bachman

It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing. — Gary Oldman

He needed to know it, see it, smell it, and survive it. I was training the boy not just to be a warrior, but to be a king. — Bernard Cornwell

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? — Victor Borge

Dying is also an art and just like any other art it must be learned. — Alireza Salehi Nejad

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

The most beautiful lives, to my mind,are those that conform to the common human pattern, with order, but without miracle, and without eccentricity. — Michel De Montaigne

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist? — Steven Wright

I'm so sorry for you; your lives have been so easy. You can't play great music unless your heart's been broken. — Benjamin Zander

I love you, Bright side." He pecks her lightly on the lips. She whispers, "I love you, too. — Kim Holden

The you you are now is the same you I was in love yesterday, the same you I will be in love tomorrow. — Gayle Forman

Set a goal, and in small, consistent steps, work to reach it. Get support from your peers when you start flagging. Repeat. You will change. — Seth Godin

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex. — Bill Maher

When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy. — Vince McMahon