Funny Peeing Quotes
Collection of top 13 famous quotes about Funny Peeing
Funny Peeing Quotes & Sayings
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What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
— Frank Carson
One cold wintry day in London, I was dreaming about salad nicoise - one of my favorites.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
We all need to be mocked from time to time, lest we take ourselves too seriously.
— George R R Martin
What'll be your biography? "At that point, life seemed pretty bleak. Then (insert your name) did a surprising thing...
— Richard Bach
For the greatest part of humanity and the longest periods of history, empire has been the typical mode of government.
— Henry Kissinger
He said, men are vile. I said, the vilest thing about them is that they can say that with a smile on their faces.
— John Fowles
Eternity might be captured in a single kiss.
— Thea Harrison
They'd need no reason!" shouted Arbeely. "Why can't you understand? Men need no reason to cause mischief, only an excuse!
— Helene Wecker
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
It's one of the hardest things in life - choosing your own name.
— Caitlyn Jenner
