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Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Kane: I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose

I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny. — Patrick Kane

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Chan: Experience is a funny thing. You don't always

Experience is a funny thing. You don't always have it when you need it. — Patrick Chan

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Skene Catling: Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate. — Patrick Skene Catling

Funny Patrick Quotes By Sean Patrick Brennan: Even if it's a really funny joke, don't

Even if it's a really funny joke, don't laugh if the devil's the one telling it! — Sean Patrick Brennan

Funny Patrick Quotes By L.E. Modesitt Jr.: The Russians have a saying. Offer a man

The Russians have a saying. Offer a man a finger, and he will take your hand - if not your arm. — L.E. Modesitt Jr.

Funny Patrick Quotes By Cat Patrick: Funny how possibility can lift you. Funny how

Funny how possibility can lift you. Funny how reality can slam you down. — Cat Patrick

Funny Patrick Quotes By Bob Fosse: I drink too much, I smoke too much,

I drink too much, I smoke too much, I take pills too much, I work too much, I girl around too much, I everything too much. — Bob Fosse

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Stevens: Isn't it funny how the slightest glance or

Isn't it funny how the slightest glance or the tiniest touch can ameliorate the discomforts of even the coldest day. — Patrick Stevens

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Carman: There's something darn funny about an old librarian

There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth. — Patrick Carman

Funny Patrick Quotes By Peter Kreeft: God said it, that settles it.

God said it, that settles it. — Peter Kreeft

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Stump: Someday you'll meet people who are actually on

Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say. — Patrick Stump

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I was one of those. I meddled with

I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. I
summoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind. — Patrick Rothfuss

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Ness: Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?" "You

Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?"
"You closed the school and burnt all the books."
"Ah, so I did. — Patrick Ness

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick DeWitt: I do not know what it was about

I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head that invited violence. — Patrick DeWitt

Funny Patrick Quotes By Michael Patrick King: Who's to say where funny stops and 'too

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts? — Michael Patrick King

Funny Patrick Quotes By Michael Patrick King: I love funny women. I love writing funny

I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters. — Michael Patrick King

Funny Patrick Quotes By Jack Kerouac: beautiful insanein the rain

beautiful insane
in the rain — Jack Kerouac

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Wallace: Softball is what old men play to try

Softball is what old men play to try to feel young again. — Patrick Wallace

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Dempsey: A wedding is like a funeral, but with

A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians. — Patrick Dempsey

Funny Patrick Quotes By Neil Patrick Harris: We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother'

We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday. — Neil Patrick Harris

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said.

I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? — Patrick Rothfuss

Funny Patrick Quotes By Richard Patrick: Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

Funny Patrick Quotes By Darren T. Patrick: Age is a funny thing. So are appearances.

Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion. — Darren T. Patrick

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Ewing: We might make a lot of money but,

We might make a lot of money but, we also spend a lot of money. — Patrick Ewing

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Thomas: Life's funny that way, kind of like a

Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah, — Patrick Thomas

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Ness: Funny how you can forget that every family

Funny how you can forget that every family isn't like yours. — Patrick Ness

Funny Patrick Quotes By Gina Damico: Life isn't fair. Why should death be any

Life isn't fair. Why should death be any different? — Gina Damico

Funny Patrick Quotes By John Carpenter: In England, I'm a horror movie director. In

In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US, I'm a bum. — John Carpenter

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Kane: It's pretty funny, just driving by in a

It's pretty funny, just driving by in a cab, and you see a huge billboard of yourself on the side of a hotel, like a 100-by-100 poster hanging up. — Patrick Kane

Funny Patrick Quotes By Patrick Warburton: So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever. — Patrick Warburton

Funny Patrick Quotes By J. Lynn: You'll be bereft without me.

You'll be bereft without me. — J. Lynn