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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

There's more than one way to die ... A heart can still beat when it's broken.
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Concilium Series #1 — Michelle K. Pickett

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears

I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was 'excuse me'. — Bauvard

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's. — Natasha Leggero

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop — Dylan Moran

I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of innocent men! — Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil

I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Be excellent and party on dudes. — Abraham Lincoln

In 'War Party,' I play a quarter-breed Indian. It's a serious movie, but it's funny, too. — Kevin Dillon

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. — Will Rogers

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. — Amy Sedaris

God gave you two hands one belongs to you and the other to your fellow man. — Auliq Ice

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. — Lorrie Moore

Law of Conservation of Reality; this demanded that the effort needed to achieve a goal should be the same regardless of the means used. — Terry Pratchett

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior. — Stephenie Meyer

Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled — Dan Quayle

To hope is to risk frustration. Make up your mind to risk frustration. — Thomas Merton

[Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. — Rick Riordan

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad. — James St. James

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha. — Jack Black

To know much and taste nothing-of what use is that? — Bonaventure

This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us. — Steven Tyler

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. — Criss Jami