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Funny Party Quotes By Larry David: I gave a funny speech at my wife's

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

Funny Party Quotes By Vance Bourjaily: The mark of a good party is that

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

Funny Party Quotes By Michelle K. Pickett: There's more than one way to die ...

There's more than one way to die ... A heart can still beat when it's broken.
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Concilium Series #1 — Michelle K. Pickett

Funny Party Quotes By Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad's party when

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears

Funny Party Quotes By Bauvard: I threw an etiquette party and served nothing

I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was 'excuse me'. — Bauvard

Funny Party Quotes By Carroll Bryant: All I wanted for Christmas was a New

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

Funny Party Quotes By Natasha Leggero: Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's. — Natasha Leggero

Funny Party Quotes By Dylan Moran: Don't you DARE use party as a verb

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop — Dylan Moran

Funny Party Quotes By Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil: I Don't care which president is sucking your

I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of innocent men! — Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil

Funny Party Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop

I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Funny Party Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: Be excellent and party on dudes.

Be excellent and party on dudes. — Abraham Lincoln

Funny Party Quotes By Kevin Dillon: In 'War Party,' I play a quarter-breed Indian.

In 'War Party,' I play a quarter-breed Indian. It's a serious movie, but it's funny, too. — Kevin Dillon

Funny Party Quotes By Will Rogers: I am not a member of any organized

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. — Will Rogers

Funny Party Quotes By Amy Sedaris: The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. — Amy Sedaris

Funny Party Quotes By Auliq Ice: God gave you two hands one belongs to

God gave you two hands one belongs to you and the other to your fellow man. — Auliq Ice

Funny Party Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I've never been to a dinner party where

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. — Lorrie Moore

Funny Party Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Law of Conservation of Reality; this demanded that

Law of Conservation of Reality; this demanded that the effort needed to achieve a goal should be the same regardless of the means used. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Party Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior. — Stephenie Meyer

Funny Party Quotes By Dan Quayle: Our party has been accused of fooling the

Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled — Dan Quayle

Funny Party Quotes By Thomas Merton: To hope is to risk frustration. Make up

To hope is to risk frustration. Make up your mind to risk frustration. — Thomas Merton

Funny Party Quotes By Dakota Cassidy: [Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you

[Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy

Funny Party Quotes By Ron White: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

Funny Party Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: If you want to keep people happy, just

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Funny Party Quotes By Rick Riordan: So, you invite a wild rabbit living in

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. — Rick Riordan

Funny Party Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: Never miss a party ... good for the

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Funny Party Quotes By James St. James: Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just

Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad. — James St. James

Funny Party Quotes By Jack Black: Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest,

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha. — Jack Black

Funny Party Quotes By Bonaventure: To know much and taste nothing-of what use

To know much and taste nothing-of what use is that? — Bonaventure

Funny Party Quotes By Steven Tyler: This is the only thing that has seen

This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us. — Steven Tyler

Funny Party Quotes By Kim Harrison: Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies,

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

Funny Party Quotes By Criss Jami: Telling an introvert to go to a party

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. — Criss Jami