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Funny Parting Quotes By Benedict Smith: Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest

Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza. — Benedict Smith

Funny Parting Quotes By Ali Ibn Abi Talib: People are like waves of the ocean, some

People are like waves of the ocean, some cover you with tides of refreshment, whilst others drown you in floods of turmoil — Ali Ibn Abi Talib

Funny Parting Quotes By Sarina Bowen: I wrap an arm around his waist. If

I wrap an arm around his waist. If I'm honest, I wanted this as much as the blowjob - the right to just touch him. To lean on him, skin to skin. — Sarina Bowen

Funny Parting Quotes By Samuel Rutherford: The weightiest end of the cross of Christ

The weightiest end of the cross of Christ that is laid upon you, lieth upon your strong Savior. — Samuel Rutherford

Funny Parting Quotes By Mary Shelley: The fallen angel becomes a malignant devil. Yet

The fallen angel becomes a malignant devil. Yet even that enemy of God and man had friends and associates in his desolation; I am alone. — Mary Shelley

Funny Parting Quotes By Andrew Sullivan: Unlike a variety of other relationships,friendship requires an

Unlike a variety of other relationships,friendship requires an acknowledgement by both parties that they are involved or it fails to exist. — Andrew Sullivan

Funny Parting Quotes By Allison Morgan: After fifty-four years, I've learned we share the

After fifty-four years, I've learned we share the same opinion. Hers. — Allison Morgan

Funny Parting Quotes By Diana Athill: We must always remember that we are only

We must always remember that we are only midwives - if we want praise for progeny we must give birth to our own. — Diana Athill

Funny Parting Quotes By Leslea Wahl: That's two full days away. Maybe, if I'm

That's two full days away. Maybe, if I'm not dead by then, I can still take Sophie. — Leslea Wahl

Funny Parting Quotes By Mitch Albom: For years I wrote in my basement. More

For years I wrote in my basement. More recently I graduated to one floor above, an office with all my books and music and - ta da! - a window. — Mitch Albom

Funny Parting Quotes By Tom Verlaine: I told somebody in Europe I was 43.

I told somebody in Europe I was 43. I never tell my true age. It's ridiculous that people ask. The press doesn't deserve anything but lies. — Tom Verlaine

Funny Parting Quotes By Bob Dylan: Funny, how the things you have the hardest

Funny, how the things you have the hardest time parting with are the things you need the least. — Bob Dylan

Funny Parting Quotes By Robert Jordan: A fool moans when fortune takes him down,

A fool moans when fortune takes him down, and it takes a true fool to moan when fortune takes him up. — Robert Jordan