Funny Paper Quotes
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Funny Paper Quotes & Sayings
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Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
— Kristen Schaal
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.
— Tennessee Williams
Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,
— Steven Pinker
Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green
Money feels funny in my hands. If I give you this slice of paper, you let me on the bus? It's ridiculous.
— Cameron Jace
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
If my mom sees you here, she'll ---""Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch? — Jamie Farrell
Writing is very difficult. You have 120 pages of blank paper and it's like, "Go fill that up with some funny stuff," and that's challenging.
— Bobby Farrelly
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
— Tommy Cooper
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
— Mitch Hedberg
I don't read economic forecasts. I don't read the funny papers.
— Warren Buffett
I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.
— Milton Jones
