Funny Pair Quotes
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Funny Pair Quotes & Sayings
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I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
— Woody Allen
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
— Rodney Dangerfield
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
— David Sedaris
Don't be so foolish to believe empires are built on stone. They're on bamboo stilts at best.
— Exurb1a
I've never walked home wearing just a pink robe and a pair of slippers.
— Jessica Sorensen
If there are no books. There is no civilization.
— Thomas Cahill
To accomplish his object Ahab must use tools; and of all tools used in the shadow of the moon, men are most apt to get out of order.
— Herman Melville
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
— Bill Peterson
You're a goose-down parka and a pair of mittens away from Narnia
— Christopher Koehler
Our skills, you will find, could be our jailers.
— Terry Pratchett
A lot of black people believe that Jews in this country have become white. They behave like white people rather than Jewish people.
— Toni Morrison
No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses. And I have glasses AND a moustache.
— Dan Slott