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Funny Pair Quotes By Kate Chisman: I cried for all of those things that

I cried for all of those things that should have just been for us ... — Kate Chisman

Funny Pair Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case. — Woody Allen

Funny Pair Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife a great driver, she once hit

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Pair Quotes By David Sedaris: It is funny the things that run through

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. — David Sedaris

Funny Pair Quotes By Kaje Harper: I was just wondering, what would you say

I was just wondering, what would you say to a pair of kittens?"
""Hi, snack food? — Kaje Harper

Funny Pair Quotes By Exurb1a: Don't be so foolish to believe empires are

Don't be so foolish to believe empires are built on stone. They're on bamboo stilts at best. — Exurb1a

Funny Pair Quotes By Jessica Sorensen: I've never walked home wearing just a pink

I've never walked home wearing just a pink robe and a pair of slippers. — Jessica Sorensen

Funny Pair Quotes By Thomas Cahill: If there are no books. There is no

If there are no books. There is no civilization. — Thomas Cahill

Funny Pair Quotes By Herman Melville: To accomplish his object Ahab must use tools;

To accomplish his object Ahab must use tools; and of all tools used in the shadow of the moon, men are most apt to get out of order. — Herman Melville

Funny Pair Quotes By Bill Peterson: You guys pair up in groups of three,

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle. — Bill Peterson

Funny Pair Quotes By Christopher Koehler: You're a goose-down parka and a pair of

You're a goose-down parka and a pair of mittens away from Narnia — Christopher Koehler

Funny Pair Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Our skills, you will find, could be our

Our skills, you will find, could be our jailers. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Pair Quotes By Toni Morrison: A lot of black people believe that Jews

A lot of black people believe that Jews in this country have become white. They behave like white people rather than Jewish people. — Toni Morrison

Funny Pair Quotes By Dan Slott: No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in

No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses. And I have glasses AND a moustache. — Dan Slott