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Funny Oysters Quotes By Billy Connolly: So, have you heard about the oyster who

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? — Billy Connolly

Funny Oysters Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: There was a soft drink bottle on the

There was a soft drink bottle on the windowsill. Its label boasted that it contained no nourishment whatsoever. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Oysters Quotes By Cressida Cowell: But how can we know that dragons did

But how can we know that dragons did not exist? We have never actually BEEN to the Dark Ages. — Cressida Cowell

Funny Oysters Quotes By Derf: Anyone familiar with my work knows I'm no

Anyone familiar with my work knows I'm no sappy sentimentalist. — Derf

Funny Oysters Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You ever read an article, and at the

You ever read an article, and at the bottom, it says, 'Continued on page six'? I'm , 'Not for me. I'm done.' — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Oysters Quotes By Zoe Sugg: What went down well?" Mum asks, coming back

What went down well?" Mum asks, coming back to the table. "Nothing," I say. "The Titanic," Elliot says. — Zoe Sugg

Funny Oysters Quotes By Benny Hinn: I saw Jesus walk into my bedroom.

I saw Jesus walk into my bedroom. — Benny Hinn

Funny Oysters Quotes By Andrew Hinkinson: She was my friend because she was kind

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

Funny Oysters Quotes By Leonard Bernstein: The 20th century has been a badly written

The 20th century has been a badly written drama, from the beginning. — Leonard Bernstein

Funny Oysters Quotes By Tullian Tchividjian: Thankfully, God's restraining grace keeps even the worst

Thankfully, God's restraining grace keeps even the worst of us from being utterly depraved. The worst people who have ever lived could've been worse. — Tullian Tchividjian

Funny Oysters Quotes By Billy Corgan: If I had spent fourteen months in a

If I had spent fourteen months in a small room with Jesus, I'd want to fist fight with him. — Billy Corgan

Funny Oysters Quotes By Ridley Scott: A hit for me is if I enjoy

A hit for me is if I enjoy the movie, if I personally enjoy the movie. — Ridley Scott

Funny Oysters Quotes By Donald Trump: I've been audited for many, many years in

I've been audited for many, many years in a row, which I think is unfair, but that's the way it is. — Donald Trump