Funny Out Of The Box Quotes
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Funny Out Of The Box Quotes & Sayings
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I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
— Steven Wright
Western "freedom" is a sophisticated form of control.
— Bryant McGill
Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Cows?" he asked, "Was it really cows, or was I dreaming?
— Diana Gabaldon
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
— Milton Jones
Because we are what we love, our identity and our dignity depend on what we love and the depth and passion with which we love.
— Mark Buchanan
Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box!
— Rob Sheffield
Offenses that are held on to lead to death.
— Stasi Eldredge
You mean she doesn't intend to blow me up before the ceremony?" said Kai,taking the box."How disappointing.
— Marissa Meyer
He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
What you loved was the idea of rescuing me. You didn't really love me then, and you don't really love me now.
— Robert Fisher
Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.
— Leah Broadby
I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap.
— M.J. McGuire
You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
— Jeff Foxworthy
A warrior may change his metal, but not his heart.
— Edgar Rice Burroughs
Take time, slow down, be still, be awake to the Divine Mystery that looks so common and so ordinary yet is wondrously present.
— Edward Hays
They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world.
— Anthony Liccione
Nothing worth doing right is easy.
— Mike Matheny
If we could follow the slogan that says,"Turn off the TV and open a good book" we would do something of substance for a future generation.
— Gordon B. Hinckley
I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations.
— Rhiannon McGavin
There's a little bit of magic in every box!
— Adam Rex
