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I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." — Steven Wright

Western "freedom" is a sophisticated form of control. — Bryant McGill

Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. — Anne Gracie

Markets change, tastes change, so the companies and the individuals who choose to compete in those markets must change. — An Wang

Cows?" he asked, "Was it really cows, or was I dreaming? — Diana Gabaldon

I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV! — Milton Jones

Because we are what we love, our identity and our dignity depend on what we love and the depth and passion with which we love. — Mark Buchanan

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"! — Mitch Hedberg

Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box! — Rob Sheffield

Offenses that are held on to lead to death. — Stasi Eldredge

You mean she doesn't intend to blow me up before the ceremony?" said Kai,taking the box."How disappointing. — Marissa Meyer

He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

It's a game box. They were invented so teenagers wouldn't have to talk to grownups. — Eoin Colfer

Every time I think about writing, comedy doesn't interest me in the slightest. I can play comedy, but I don't think in terms of comic dialogue. — Jim Parsons

What you loved was the idea of rescuing me. You didn't really love me then, and you don't really love me now. — Robert Fisher

Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly. — Leah Broadby

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. — M.J. McGuire

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels. — Dylan Moran

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding! — Jeff Foxworthy

A warrior may change his metal, but not his heart. — Edgar Rice Burroughs

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. — Bill Bailey

Take time, slow down, be still, be awake to the Divine Mystery that looks so common and so ordinary yet is wondrously present. — Edward Hays

They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world. — Anthony Liccione

Nothing worth doing right is easy. — Mike Matheny

I just really allowed my muse to be my guide and I just go with whatever I'm feeling. — K.d. Lang

If we could follow the slogan that says,"Turn off the TV and open a good book" we would do something of substance for a future generation. — Gordon B. Hinckley

I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations. — Rhiannon McGavin

There's a little bit of magic in every box! — Adam Rex

You will never understand bureaucracies until you understand that for bureaucrats procedure is everything and outcomes are nothing. — Thomas Sowell

I'm pretty good at compartmentalizing things and not allowing things outside of myself to distract me or bother me or affect me in any way. — James Frey

If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out. — Ernest Bevin

I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it. — Robert Pattinson