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You can change your life if you really want to. You can improve it, make it better. And it all starts with changing the way you think.
— John C. Maxwell
Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.
— P. J. O'Rourke
There are things we cannot control about ourselves. One of these things is the degree to which we find something to be funny. It
— Chuck Klosterman
Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.
— Tobias Wolff
It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it.
— William Moyers
Lust is the cause of generation.
— Leonardo Da Vinci
Amanda Davis has a wicked and inspired imagination.
— Brady Udall
I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know.
— Esther Williams
If we had a vision of God like Isaiah did, I don't think we'd be asking him for good parking spots.
— Drew Dyck
I play very sweet characters, so people look at me like I'm the kid from 'The Wonder Years,' rather than Brad Pitt.
— Chris O'Dowd
Good household decision-making often relies on thinking about your household like a firm.
— Emily Oster
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
— Adam Carolla
I was a poster child ... for birth control!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Back in my State, I'm very close to being able to control the weather. I'll be all-powerful, once I've figured that out.
— Brandon Sanderson
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.
— Mitch Hedberg
"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile, one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
— Steven Wright
Man is a rational animal. He can think up a reason for anything he wants to believe.
— Anatole France
Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is, and you must bend to its power or live a lie.
— Miyamoto Musashi
It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control.
— Chris Fabry
