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You can change your life if you really want to. You can improve it, make it better. And it all starts with changing the way you think. — John C. Maxwell

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry. — P. J. O'Rourke

There are things we cannot control about ourselves. One of these things is the degree to which we find something to be funny. It — Chuck Klosterman

Elton John's opinion turned the label's opinion around, all in a day. — Barry White

Live as though you'll die tomorrow, but farm as though you'll live forever. — John Marsden

I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' — Tracy Morgan

Tim Henman, I guess, is sitting in the locker room, pacing up and down. — John Inverdale

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow. — Tobias Wolff

It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it. — William Moyers

Lust is the cause of generation. — Leonardo Da Vinci

Amanda Davis has a wicked and inspired imagination. — Brady Udall

I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know. — Esther Williams

If we had a vision of God like Isaiah did, I don't think we'd be asking him for good parking spots. — Drew Dyck

I play very sweet characters, so people look at me like I'm the kid from 'The Wonder Years,' rather than Brad Pitt. — Chris O'Dowd

Good household decision-making often relies on thinking about your household like a firm. — Emily Oster

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. — Adam Carolla

Ford was warm and friendly. He wouldn't embarrass a Cabinet member. — Earl Butz

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? — Steven Wright

I was a poster child ... for birth control! — Rodney Dangerfield

Back in my State, I'm very close to being able to control the weather. I'll be all-powerful, once I've figured that out. — Brandon Sanderson

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. — Mitch Hedberg

"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile, one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. — Steven Wright

I've done a bit of Latin in my time ... but I can control it. — Eddie Izzard

Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies. — Claudia Gray

Man is a rational animal. He can think up a reason for anything he wants to believe. — Anatole France

Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is, and you must bend to its power or live a lie. — Miyamoto Musashi

It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control. — Chris Fabry

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro