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Funny Onion News Quotes By Mark Twain: A baby is an angel whose wings decrease

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. — Mark Twain

Funny Onion News Quotes By Sheldon Vanauken: Signs must be read with caution. The history

Signs must be read with caution. The history of Christendom is replete with instances of people who misread the signs. — Sheldon Vanauken

Funny Onion News Quotes By Richard Donner: Soon it's all going to be digital anyway.

Soon it's all going to be digital anyway. It's all going to be saved on a little coin somewhere. — Richard Donner

Funny Onion News Quotes By Pol Pot: The sick are victims of their own imagination.

The sick are victims of their own imagination. — Pol Pot

Funny Onion News Quotes By Sung Hoon: Turning someone away who wants to come near

Turning someone away who wants to come near you, just because of your pride is also a form of mistake. — Sung Hoon

Funny Onion News Quotes By Patti Smith: I think I work in two worlds. I'll

I think I work in two worlds. I'll always try to kick through a wall. I did that when I was younger and I still have my way of doing that. — Patti Smith

Funny Onion News Quotes By Narendra Modi: We want to change the identity of Delhi

We want to change the identity of Delhi from Generator Capital to Power Generation Capital. — Narendra Modi

Funny Onion News Quotes By Tacitus: To ravage, to slaughter, to steal, this they

To ravage, to slaughter, to steal, this they give the false name of empire; and where they create a desert, they call it peace. — Tacitus

Funny Onion News Quotes By Klaus Kinski: Why do I continue making movies? Making movies

Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. — Klaus Kinski

Funny Onion News Quotes By Peter Thiel: succeed, "you must study the endgame before everything

succeed, "you must study the endgame before everything else. — Peter Thiel

Funny Onion News Quotes By Phil Heath: The money will go but the trophies will

The money will go but the trophies will always be there. — Phil Heath