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Funny One Line Status Quotes By John Ruskin: That admiration of the 'neat but not gaudy,'

That admiration of the 'neat but not gaudy,' which is commonly reported to have influenced the devil when he painted his tail pea green. — John Ruskin

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Sidney Sheldon: I worked in Hollywood as a reader and

I worked in Hollywood as a reader and a would-be writer for about 6 years before I sold my first story. — Sidney Sheldon

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Thich Nhat Hanh: Freedom from desire is the best of states.

Freedom from desire is the best of states. — Thich Nhat Hanh

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Helen Gurley Brown: I guess I'm a survivor. There are many

I guess I'm a survivor. There are many of us survivors and any successful woman of my age has somewhat of that in her. — Helen Gurley Brown

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: The satyagrahi strives to reach reason through the

The satyagrahi strives to reach reason through the heart. The method of reaching the heart is to awaken public opinion. — Mahatma Gandhi

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Max Anders: God realizes His people need protection from the

God realizes His people need protection from the pains and heartaches of the world. — Max Anders

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Joe Mauer: It was always baseball for me. This is

It was always baseball for me. This is what I always wanted to do. — Joe Mauer

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Pablo Picasso: We're constantly moving dust from one place to

We're constantly moving dust from one place to another, only to have it replaced by more dust - entropy always wins. — Pablo Picasso

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Charlie Chaplin: You will never find a rainbow if you

You will never find a rainbow if you are looking down — Charlie Chaplin

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Paul Erdos: I hope we'll be able to solve these

I hope we'll be able to solve these problems before we leave. — Paul Erdos

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Jordana Spiro: Women now have to put so much attention

Women now have to put so much attention into their careers, and not many families can pull off a single income. — Jordana Spiro

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Yogeshwaran Selvaraju: You won't be benefited unless & until you

You won't be benefited unless & until you give a chance. — Yogeshwaran Selvaraju

Funny One Line Status Quotes By John Thaw: Watch the mouth, it reveals what the eyes

Watch the mouth, it reveals what the eyes try to hide. — John Thaw

Funny One Line Status Quotes By Jarod Kintz: A brick could be used like a giraffe

A brick could be used like a giraffe could be used as a neck warmer. You could also use my foreskin. — Jarod Kintz