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I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is.
— Mitch Hedberg
No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
— Rita Rudner
It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends.
— Behdad Sami
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing at a time.
— Bruce C. Hafen
After a time he fell asleep, and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy.
— J.M. Barrie
The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
— Jerry Coleman
Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
— Paul Dickson
It's a funny word, persistence. It means not giving up, but it also means just passing on through time.
— Questlove
They want to talk to you tomorrow.""Tomo ... " Chase choked on the word. "As in the day after today?"
"Is there any other kind? — Adrienne Wilder
Time did a funny thing after, some days slipping away without notice while others stretched on endlessly.
— Jen Nadol
Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective.
— Lisa Genova
Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!
— Hannah Murray
I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
— Chloe Grace Moretz
That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.
— Kasey Collin P. Dumdum
My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.
— Renee Zellweger
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.
— Mitch Hedberg
When there's time for whistling, there's a lot of time on a show.
— Ellen DeGeneres
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
— Rodney Dangerfield
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
— Garry Shandling
These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.
— Morgan Freeman
I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?
— Ricky Gervais
Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
— Shelby Metcalf
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
— John Krasinski
Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be.
— April Mae Monterrosa
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less!
— E.A. Bucchianeri
The Devil made me do it the first time -the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver