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I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. — Ryan Stiles

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight. — Bill Maher

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older. — Greg Proops

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. — Vlade Divac

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. — Socrates

To do right is wonderful. To teach others to do right is even more wonderful
and much easier. — Mark Twain

I believe in the brotherhood of man, not merely the brotherhood of white men but the brotherhood of all men before law. — Harry S. Truman

Funny how older brothers could still be annoying even after everyone was all grown-up. — Elizabeth Camden

Life is too short to read inferior books. — James Bryce

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. — Tracey Ullman

He was funny and charming, but also kind. It seemed the older she got, the more she appreciated kindness in people. — Susan Mallery

While the morality of slavery alone might have eventually led to a showdown, it was America's sprawling growth that made the issue explosive. — Robert L. O'Connell

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny. — Steven Wright

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The older I get, the faster I was. — Charles Barkley

There are no separate lives; each life and individual character exists in relation to every other life: dead, living, yet to live. — Patricia Storace

The blasphemy of the papists is damnable, when they pretend that the light of Scripture merely dazzles the eye. This — John Calvin

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit. — Bobby Lee

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

The sky is as gruff as a Chinese waiter. It keeps slamming the silverware against the horizon. — Tom Robbins

She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood. — Kate Jackson

In brokenness comes beauty, divine fragility. — MercyMe

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. — Timothy J. Russert

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

And it sounds like two tectonic plates are getting it on somewhere beneath us — Daniel Jose Older

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason. — Nathan Fielder

I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed. — Ilona Andrews

Funny thing about the past. The older you get, the less it matters. — Jayne Ann Krentz

It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff. — Melissa McCarthy

You want me to be a man,older than you, who goes by the name of Roullard. — Wendelin Van Draanen

Nothing can separate two hearts that have found each other; together they will walk into eternity. — Kristian Goldmund Aumann