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I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
— Ryan Stiles
I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.
— Bill Maher
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
— Vlade Divac
To do right is wonderful. To teach others to do right is even more wonderfuland much easier. — Mark Twain
I believe in the brotherhood of man, not merely the brotherhood of white men but the brotherhood of all men before law.
— Harry S. Truman
Funny how older brothers could still be annoying even after everyone was all grown-up.
— Elizabeth Camden
Life is too short to read inferior books.
— James Bryce
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
— Tracey Ullman
He was funny and charming, but also kind. It seemed the older she got, the more she appreciated kindness in people.
— Susan Mallery
While the morality of slavery alone might have eventually led to a showdown, it was America's sprawling growth that made the issue explosive.
— Robert L. O'Connell
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
— Steven Wright
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The older I get, the faster I was.
— Charles Barkley
There are no separate lives; each life and individual character exists in relation to every other life: dead, living, yet to live.
— Patricia Storace
The blasphemy of the papists is damnable, when they pretend that the light of Scripture merely dazzles the eye. This
— John Calvin
As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.
— Bobby Lee
The sky is as gruff as a Chinese waiter. It keeps slamming the silverware against the horizon.
— Tom Robbins
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
— Timothy J. Russert
And it sounds like two tectonic plates are getting it on somewhere beneath us
— Daniel Jose Older
If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
— Nathan Fielder
I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed.
— Ilona Andrews
Funny thing about the past. The older you get, the less it matters.
— Jayne Ann Krentz
You want me to be a man,older than you, who goes by the name of Roullard.
— Wendelin Van Draanen
Nothing can separate two hearts that have found each other; together they will walk into eternity.
— Kristian Goldmund Aumann