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Funny Old Age Quotes By Ronald Blythe: Old age is - a lot of crossed

Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book. — Ronald Blythe

Funny Old Age Quotes By Jay Ryan: The network made me join Twitter. I am

The network made me join Twitter. I am very scared of social media, and I don't know how to use it, so it's kind of trial and error. — Jay Ryan

Funny Old Age Quotes By Drew Hayes: Friday has always been the blessed child of

Friday has always been the blessed child of Time. It's admired, looked forward to, and savored with each occurrence. — Drew Hayes

Funny Old Age Quotes By Buck Owens: And I said, 'Why not? It's the truth!

And I said, 'Why not? It's the truth! Why can't I say I'm a Beatles fan?' I used to get criticized for that. — Buck Owens

Funny Old Age Quotes By Roy Romer: But in the free market system, you're forced

But in the free market system, you're forced to change. — Roy Romer

Funny Old Age Quotes By Rachel Cohn: Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid it's that

Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid
it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances. — Rachel Cohn

Funny Old Age Quotes By Will Rogers: You know you are getting old when everything

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers

Funny Old Age Quotes By Marcus Tullius Cicero: More laws, less justice.

More laws, less justice. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Funny Old Age Quotes By Vincent Van Gogh: To paint nature you must be in it

To paint nature you must be in it a long time. — Vincent Van Gogh

Funny Old Age Quotes By Auliq Ice: If you don't do anything stupid when you're

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

Funny Old Age Quotes By Sunidhi Chauhan: We don't live in an ancient era. Today,

We don't live in an ancient era. Today, collaboration doesn't mean two singers standing next to each other at the mic to sing together. — Sunidhi Chauhan

Funny Old Age Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: My dharma teaches me to give my life

My dharma teaches me to give my life for the sake of others without even attempting to kill. — Mahatma Gandhi

Funny Old Age Quotes By Christina Hendricks: I think calling me 'full-figured' is just rude.

I think calling me 'full-figured' is just rude. — Christina Hendricks

Funny Old Age Quotes By Hy Gardner: You know you're getting old when everything hurts.

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner

Funny Old Age Quotes By Louise Hay: I have a thorough understanding of nutrition, and

I have a thorough understanding of nutrition, and I feed my body only foods that support health. — Louise Hay

Funny Old Age Quotes By Robert Green Ingersoll: Until every soul is freely permitted to investigate

Until every soul is freely permitted to investigate every book and creed and dogma for itself, the world cannot be free. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Funny Old Age Quotes By Linda Howard: Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who

Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now. — Linda Howard

Funny Old Age Quotes By Joseph Wood Krutch: If we are deprived of hope as well

If we are deprived of hope as well as fear, we are compensated by being given an almost endless patience for enduring or simply for waiting. — Joseph Wood Krutch

Funny Old Age Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I unwrapped my love for her like one

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Old Age Quotes By Munia Khan: In today's world hunger for sanity seems to

In today's world hunger for sanity seems to be more intense than our hunger for food. — Munia Khan