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Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book. — Ronald Blythe

The network made me join Twitter. I am very scared of social media, and I don't know how to use it, so it's kind of trial and error. — Jay Ryan

Friday has always been the blessed child of Time. It's admired, looked forward to, and savored with each occurrence. — Drew Hayes

And I said, 'Why not? It's the truth! Why can't I say I'm a Beatles fan?' I used to get criticized for that. — Buck Owens

But in the free market system, you're forced to change. — Roy Romer

Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid
it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances. — Rachel Cohn

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers

More laws, less justice. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

To paint nature you must be in it a long time. — Vincent Van Gogh

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

We don't live in an ancient era. Today, collaboration doesn't mean two singers standing next to each other at the mic to sing together. — Sunidhi Chauhan

My dharma teaches me to give my life for the sake of others without even attempting to kill. — Mahatma Gandhi

I think calling me 'full-figured' is just rude. — Christina Hendricks

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner

I have a thorough understanding of nutrition, and I feed my body only foods that support health. — Louise Hay

Until every soul is freely permitted to investigate every book and creed and dogma for itself, the world cannot be free. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now. — Linda Howard

If we are deprived of hope as well as fear, we are compensated by being given an almost endless patience for enduring or simply for waiting. — Joseph Wood Krutch

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

In today's world hunger for sanity seems to be more intense than our hunger for food. — Munia Khan