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Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Robyn Schneider: I finally got up around noon, after having

I finally got up around noon, after having decided that, as far as monogamous relationships go, I could probably do worse than marrying my bed. — Robyn Schneider

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Veronica Blade: Just rolled out of bed." "I can see

Just rolled out of bed."
"I can see that." His eyes swept over me. "You should roll around in your bed more often. — Veronica Blade

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther. — Rowan Atkinson

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Rachel Caine: Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Richard Llewellyn: So I went to bed, full, happy, and

So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land — Richard Llewellyn

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Henny Youngman: I was just in London - there is

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry. — Henny Youngman

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Jojo Moyes: Well, you're a lucky man," Will said, as

Well, you're a lucky man," Will said, as Nathan began to steer him out. "She certainly gives a good bed bath. — Jojo Moyes

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By C.S. Lewis: It is a very funny thing that the

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Neneh Cherry: There's been a lot of coming home in

There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed. — Neneh Cherry

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Bob Saget: My dad's like, If your mom and I

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? — Bob Saget

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By John Pinette: If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Phyllis Diller: Never go to bed mad. Stay up and

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Richelle Mead: She says you're not awake until you're actually

She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up. — Richelle Mead

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: When our bed is made, it's covered in

When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Steven Wright: I broke my arm trying to fold a

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. — Steven Wright

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Jeff Hirsch: It's four A.M.! Who goes to bed this

It's four A.M.! Who goes to bed this early!? — Jeff Hirsch

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Frank Carson: I gave my wife a kiss this morning.

I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour. — Frank Carson

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Quinn Loftis: Well, you are a wolf, I don't think

Well, you are a wolf, I don't think it's a good idea to start the habit of you sleeping in the bed, you know, with all the shedding and what-not. — Quinn Loftis

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By George R R Martin: Shaga: How would you like to die, little

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Roman Payne: The lot of the brideto be wed before

The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Jack Whitehall: I've never laughed a woman into bed, but

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times. — Jack Whitehall

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow.

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Diane Messidoro: Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out

Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. — Diane Messidoro

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Foster

If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen> — Foster "Raul" Mkhabele

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By H. L. Hunt: If you don't believe you can win, there

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. — H. L. Hunt

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Foley looks like an un-made bed.

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Ethan Day: You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. — Ethan Day

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Henny Youngman: This man dresses like an unmade bed.

This man dresses like an unmade bed. — Henny Youngman

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Jim Carrey: Don't you just hate it, when you are

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey

Funny Off To Bed Quotes By Kate Danley: Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite""Mindy, there

Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite"

"Mindy, there is no boogeyman, "I said as I snuggled in to bed, " I hauled Carl in years ago. — Kate Danley