Funny Numbers Quotes
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Funny Numbers Quotes & Sayings
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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
— Steven Wright
I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.
— Jerry Coleman
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.
— Laurence J. Peter
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
There is a number missing. I can see it.
— Eugene Ormandy
Although initially only few in numbers, it seems my gray hairs have launched an effective peer-pressure campaign intended to convert the others.
— Steve Maraboli
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
— Dan Castellaneta
The only word in the Martian language is written phonetically: Kay-ray-kh-kuh-ko-kex.
It means whatever you want it to mean. — Blaise Cendrars
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
— Steven Wright
Music is the noise that surrounds the stillness of the art form.
— Russell Simmons
We have to play it longer because there are no numbers or letters.
— Eugene Ormandy
