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Funny Number Quotes By Gene Simmons: When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler. — Gene Simmons

Funny Number Quotes By Kenneth G. Ortiz: Smart people doing stupid things are not smart

Smart people doing stupid things are not smart at all ... — Kenneth G. Ortiz

Funny Number Quotes By Brit Gosik: Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't

Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans — Brit Gosik

Funny Number Quotes By Susanna Hoffs: I don't read music, which is a shame,

I don't read music, which is a shame, actually, and I shouldn't even speak of it because it's embarrassing, but it's true. — Susanna Hoffs

Funny Number Quotes By T.S. Krupa: I mean, my age is just a number.

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Funny Number Quotes By Steven Wright: Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? — Steven Wright

Funny Number Quotes By Mark Twain: When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who have gone on to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life. — Mark Twain

Funny Number Quotes By J.R. Ward: Rule number four for me as a writer?

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

Funny Number Quotes By Elayne Boosler: You know you are in love when you

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. — Elayne Boosler

Funny Number Quotes By Ernie J Zelinski: Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys

Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight. — Ernie J Zelinski

Funny Number Quotes By David Letterman: Number one way life would be different if

Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window. — David Letterman

Funny Number Quotes By Will Rogers: If I studied all my life, I couldn't

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers

Funny Number Quotes By Maria Bamford: Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry. — Maria Bamford

Funny Number Quotes By Robin Williams: If it's the Psychic Network why do they

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams

Funny Number Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: There is a number missing. I can see

There is a number missing. I can see it. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Number Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I met this girl, she was an actress,

I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Number Quotes By Hosea Ballou: The oppression of any people for opinion's sake

The oppression of any people for opinion's sake has rarely had any other effect than to fix those opinions deeper, and render them more important. — Hosea Ballou

Funny Number Quotes By Tamara Lush: This is everything I thought I didn't want.

This is everything I thought I didn't want. Or didn't need. But I'm here now and it's everything I need and the only thing I want. — Tamara Lush

Funny Number Quotes By Emma Trevayne: The number of times he'd had to pinch

The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in so that he'd make no noise while peering through the parlor keyhole... — Emma Trevayne

Funny Number Quotes By Timothy Pina: Many people make the same common mistake in

Many people make the same common mistake in life:They give up right before they make it. Don't give up! — Timothy Pina

Funny Number Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: The security guy asked my name address and

The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit. — Chuck Palahniuk

Funny Number Quotes By Hal Roach: The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional

The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'. — Hal Roach

Funny Number Quotes By Daniel J. Goor: The number one rule of comedy acting is

The number one rule of comedy acting is 'don't try to be funny.' Act as seriously as possible. — Daniel J. Goor

Funny Number Quotes By Dan Castellaneta: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911! — Dan Castellaneta

Funny Number Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000

I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Number Quotes By Milton Jones: I went out with this girl the other

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs. — Milton Jones

Funny Number Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty: Brookfield High School. How may I direct your

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty

Funny Number Quotes By Henry Wadsworth Longfellow: Defeat may be victory in disguise.

Defeat may be victory in disguise. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Funny Number Quotes By Spuds Crawford: I must be very complex, judging by the

I must be very complex, judging by the number of days determined to define me. — Spuds Crawford

Funny Number Quotes By Douglas Steer: Mind the Light; come under Holy Obedience. pg.33

Mind the Light; come under Holy Obedience.
pg.33 in Prayer and Worship — Douglas Steer

Funny Number Quotes By Jerry Coleman: There is someone warming up in the Giants'

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Number Quotes By Kim Harrington: Humidity did terrible things to me. I'd be

Humidity did terrible things to me. I'd be much prettier if I lived in the desert. — Kim Harrington