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When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler. — Gene Simmons

Smart people doing stupid things are not smart at all ... — Kenneth G. Ortiz

Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans — Brit Gosik

I don't read music, which is a shame, actually, and I shouldn't even speak of it because it's embarrassing, but it's true. — Susanna Hoffs

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? — Steven Wright

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who have gone on to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life. — Mark Twain

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. — Elayne Boosler

Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight. — Ernie J Zelinski

Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window. — David Letterman

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry. — Maria Bamford

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams

There is a number missing. I can see it. — Eugene Ormandy

I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555. — Mitch Hedberg

The oppression of any people for opinion's sake has rarely had any other effect than to fix those opinions deeper, and render them more important. — Hosea Ballou

This is everything I thought I didn't want. Or didn't need. But I'm here now and it's everything I need and the only thing I want. — Tamara Lush

The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in so that he'd make no noise while peering through the parlor keyhole... — Emma Trevayne

Many people make the same common mistake in life:They give up right before they make it. Don't give up! — Timothy Pina

The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit. — Chuck Palahniuk

The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'. — Hal Roach

The number one rule of comedy acting is 'don't try to be funny.' Act as seriously as possible. — Daniel J. Goor

Operator! Give me the number for 911! — Dan Castellaneta

I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008. — Mitch Hedberg

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs. — Milton Jones

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty

Defeat may be victory in disguise. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I must be very complex, judging by the number of days determined to define me. — Spuds Crawford

Mind the Light; come under Holy Obedience.
pg.33 in Prayer and Worship — Douglas Steer

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number. — Jerry Coleman

Humidity did terrible things to me. I'd be much prettier if I lived in the desert. — Kim Harrington