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Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine — Jamie Delano

I do not think, Prospero,' he said, 'that one should attribute a very high degree of reality to your house. — John Bellairs

Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead. — John Bellairs

Democracy is an insecure landscape. — Terry Tempest Williams

That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking, what's your vice and what brand of trouble does it lead to? — Neal Stephenson

Counselor sessions, they asked the few of us who actually liked Michael to say a few words. I think they were afraid that some — Stephen Chbosky

I know I really shouldn't be complaining right now, — Nicholas Murray

Death is complicated."

-Johann Kraus — John Arcudi

The art of good teaching begins when we can answer the questions our students are really trying to ask us, if only they knew how to do so. — Deborah Meier

Misreading is a big part of reading, the way in which the level of attention you're paying can lead to some interesting residue. — Brian Evenson

For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. — J.M. Richards

A good approach is to allow one dream per novel. Then, in the final revision, go back and get rid of that, too. — Howard Mittelmark

I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you. — Steven Strogatz

Winning is a bitch, but revenge is a motherfucker. — Ronda Rousey

She loved to run. She could run forever. And she loved exploring every nook and cranny of the city, which was what a messenger got to do. — Jeanne DuPrau

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals. — Craig Thompson

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim

I started a novel right before 'The Imitation Game,' so it's funny now, four years later, to be coming almost back to finishing it. — Graham Moore

I was a huge 'Star Trek' fan. I loved the 'Twilight Zone' growing up. In the future, I hope to create some thoughtful, sci-fi drama. — Seth MacFarlane

Your Heavenly Father needs you. His work, under the direction of our Savior Jesus Christ, needs what you are uniquely prepared to give. — Robert D. Hales

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed. — Neil Gaiman

I have long since decided if you wait for the perfect time to write, you'll never write. There is no time that isn't flawed somehow. — Margaret Atwood

My heart is kerosene, my mind a match. I'm seconds away from igniting. — Sarah Noffke

I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin' for some spam. — Sandy Ward Bell

So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase ... I merely obliged her by running. — D.D. Chant

Making an issue of a little thing is one of the surest ways to spoil happiness. — Myrtle Reed

Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood. — Kay Wood

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But that doesn't mean it isn't real.
-Abe Sapien — John Arcudi

Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain. — Michael LaRocca

That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack) — Jamie Delano