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Funny Not Normal Quotes By Bauvard: Religious fasting is the best way to cure

Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal. — Bauvard

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: Why can't I say anything normal?

Why can't I say anything normal? — Jennifer Lawrence

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Trevor Noah: There's news that happens in different spheres and

There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news medium. — Trevor Noah

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Hailee Steinfeld: The shooting of the guns, that was kind

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! — Hailee Steinfeld

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You take a normal guy, give him a

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

Funny Not Normal Quotes By David Levithan: Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh

Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa) — David Levithan

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Kathryn Lasky: Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size.

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK! — Kathryn Lasky

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Heidi McLaughlin: Are you really speechless or has the vodka

Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human? — Heidi McLaughlin

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Ashley Purdy: Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal?

Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that. — Ashley Purdy

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Diane Messidoro: When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size. — Diane Messidoro

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: Love has a way of making the sane

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Lionel Shriver: Funny how the nature of a normal day

Funny how the nature of a normal day is the first memory to fade. — Lionel Shriver

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Paris Hilton: I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet,

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat. — Paris Hilton

Funny Not Normal Quotes By H.R. Giger: You know, it was just another presentation of

You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no? — H.R. Giger

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Patsy Clairmont: Normal" is just a setting on your dryer.

Normal" is just a setting on your dryer. — Patsy Clairmont

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Ira Glass: I wish that someone had said to me

I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while. — Ira Glass

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Toni Blake: What sort of look are you going for?"

What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Shelly Crane: It was funny how normal things seemed to

It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world. — Shelly Crane

Funny Not Normal Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your

Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked.
"In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare