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Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal. — Bauvard

Why can't I say anything normal? — Jennifer Lawrence

There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news medium. — Trevor Noah

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! — Hailee Steinfeld

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa) — David Levithan

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK! — Kathryn Lasky

Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human? — Heidi McLaughlin

Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that. — Ashley Purdy

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size. — Diane Messidoro

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny how the nature of a normal day is the first memory to fade. — Lionel Shriver

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat. — Paris Hilton

You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no? — H.R. Giger

Normal" is just a setting on your dryer. — Patsy Clairmont

I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while. — Ira Glass

What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake

It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world. — Shelly Crane

Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked.
"In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare