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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.
— Jerry Coleman
My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye
— Krista Alasti
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
— Chris Eigeman
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
— Jim Gaffigan
I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.
— Scott Westerfeld
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
— Carol Leifer
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife
— Ruth Downie
Anyone who thinks text messages are funny isn't going to kill himself. There isn't enough going on internally.
— Nick Hornby
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
— Hillary Rodham Clinton
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
I'm going to need to save you.""Excuse me? No one needs-"
"I'm saving you, so shut up and be grateful. — Kelley Armstrong
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
It's funny how we like labels. If I ever have a bookstore, I'm not going to put any labels on the sections.
— Audrey Niffenegger
I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.
— Stephenie Meyer
Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with it.
— Adrienne Wilder
Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
— Alan King
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
— Charles Barkley
Are you . . . lost?" "Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross
