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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny? — Stephen King

Am Anfang war Gott? It may have been true, but it was not germane. — Stephen Craig

Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socks
and put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. — Homer

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. — Jennifer Crusie

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

In God we trust, all others pay cash. — Margaret Atwood

Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing! — Christopher Atkins

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. — Tracy Morgan

Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa) — David Levithan

Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them. — Becky Wade

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

Dear God, what's it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring. — Sherlock

God' is a funny word, it implies omnipotence and omniscience. Let me assure, I am neither. — Brian McClellan

People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing to have people shout at you on the street. — Uzo Aduba

I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God. — Jill Shalvis

I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Mr. Monogamy doesn't find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I'd have to chuck it all and join a monastery. — Kim Cormack

I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose. — Ellen Hopkins

You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you. — Lois Greiman

My God, no wonder people like being tied up. — Cherise Sinclair

I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately? — Cilla Black

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no! — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole

And then he glanced at the ceiling and, making a fist with his right hand, he gasped, Damn you ... God! Damn you! — Anne Rice

Funny how God offers you everything you've asked for, only to force you to turn it away. — Sunjeev Sahota

If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence
and punishes those who do. — Peter Boghossian

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. — Naguib Mahfouz

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there. — Jonathan Tropper

Archbishop: "God is with us!"
William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!
We are victorious! — Arash Pakravesh

Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat. — Gary Hopkins

It's funny how the closer you get to God, the more you realize how far you are from Him. — Mark Hart

Coleman Jacoby and Arnie Rosen won an Emmy and Mel Brooks didn't! Niezsche was right! There is no God! There is no God! — Mel Brooks

A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny ... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?" ... "He believes in you. — A.J. Cronin

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester

Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill. — Gena Showalter

The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job. — Sue Civil-Brown

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? — Jimmy Carr

It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control. — Chris Fabry

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. — Bruce White