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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'
— Bill Bailey
God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny?
— Stephen King
Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socksand put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken
When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
— Jennifer Crusie
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.
— Peter Steele
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
In God we trust, all others pay cash.
— Margaret Atwood
Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing!
— Christopher Atkins
I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
— Tracy Morgan
Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa)
— David Levithan
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
— Oliver Markus
God' is a funny word, it implies omnipotence and omniscience. Let me assure, I am neither.
— Brian McClellan
I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.
— Jill Shalvis
I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Mr. Monogamy doesn't find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I'd have to chuck it all and join a monastery.
— Kim Cormack
I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.
— Ellen Hopkins
You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.
— Lois Greiman
My God, no wonder people like being tied up.
— Cherise Sinclair
I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately?
— Cilla Black
Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no! — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
— Solange Nicole
Funny how God offers you everything you've asked for, only to force you to turn it away.
— Sunjeev Sahota
If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidenceand punishes those who do. — Peter Boghossian
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
— Naguib Mahfouz
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there.
— Jonathan Tropper
Archbishop: "God is with us!"William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!
We are victorious! — Arash Pakravesh
Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.
— Gary Hopkins
It's funny how the closer you get to God, the more you realize how far you are from Him.
— Mark Hart
A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Funny ... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?" ... "He believes in you.
— A.J. Cronin
I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant.
— C.S. Forester
The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job.
— Sue Civil-Brown
