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Funny No Dad Quotes By Charlotte Stein: She's so elderly that I'm sure she was

She's so elderly that I'm sure she was alive before sex was invented. She conceived Mick's Dad by shaking hands with a stork. — Charlotte Stein

Funny No Dad Quotes By Connor Franta: It's funny reading about how I behaved in

It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all. — Connor Franta

Funny No Dad Quotes By Rachel DeWoskin: Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids

Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex. — Rachel DeWoskin

Funny No Dad Quotes By Bob Saget: My dad's like, If your mom and I

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? — Bob Saget

Funny No Dad Quotes By Charlie Day: I always was a funny guy, the class

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. — Charlie Day

Funny No Dad Quotes By Jimmy Carr: My dad's dying wish was to have his

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr

Funny No Dad Quotes By Kshitij Bhatia: Data is your Beta...

Data is your Beta... — Kshitij Bhatia

Funny No Dad Quotes By Dave Barry: Remember: What dad really wants is a nap.

Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really. — Dave Barry

Funny No Dad Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad

Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny No Dad Quotes By Holly Hood: You know, Hope is also rather interesting, there's

You know, Hope is also rather interesting, there's just not two of her, Dad teased Nona — Holly Hood

Funny No Dad Quotes By Denis Markell: At this moment, I know that the answer

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell

Funny No Dad Quotes By Bill Bailey: I once punched a bloke in the face

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.' — Bill Bailey

Funny No Dad Quotes By Paula Pell: I grew up with an extremely funny dad,

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny. — Paula Pell

Funny No Dad Quotes By Peter Gallagher: I love playing a dad. It's hard to

I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny. — Peter Gallagher

Funny No Dad Quotes By Mike Myers: My dad loved to laugh. He was very

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly. — Mike Myers