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She's so elderly that I'm sure she was alive before sex was invented. She conceived Mick's Dad by shaking hands with a stork.
— Charlotte Stein
It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all.
— Connor Franta
Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex.
— Rachel DeWoskin
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.
— Charlie Day
Data is your Beta...
— Kshitij Bhatia
Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
— Dave Barry
Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know, Hope is also rather interesting, there's just not two of her, Dad teased Nona
— Holly Hood
At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader.
— Denis Markell
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
— Bill Bailey